She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Hey Double xx

I need sex. I think not having it is making me ill and a miserable fecker. It's just not right, a woman in my prime..

Brian..... {[{[ }]}] xx It's an eye opener I guess. Shame about the cat tho .

Meal sounds fab Brickie

brian - hope you have a decent, puke free night with mole.

double/mittz - the sahm life for 5 plus years means I am sadly lacking in male friends (as opposed to mere acquaintances or friend's partners). mind you brian can vouch for the advantages of avoiding male lawyers as partners.....

dubs!!!!!!!!! I would never leave you out. I was merely saving the best for last

dubs has been ... errr, what you been up to dubs??

i need sex too but am too ill.

Mittz - I am amazed that you and haven't combusted woman!

Brian - it's the opposite for me with Nemo, I'm better without Frank Spencer DH. How bad is that?

Twat Factor is being recorded for later and after last night, I'm just gonna skip to the results. Rebecca and Matt are my favs. I like Cher too. That's it though.

Not that any of you wanted to know but I feel that I have done far too little sharing of late.

oh yes, I like Rebecca, and Paije and Matt. I know Paije is a bit dull, but he's very competent, I think needs better styling and song choices. Cher is a bit too much of a diva.

Cher reminds me of Cheryl. But she's gutsy. I like that.

Paije was ok last night. Shit hair! What is with that look??!!! 80's throwback.

Someone on FB tried to 'suit' me !!
From the I heart UK group. But I am ignoring it. Which feels rude but advice says not to engage.
I guess the FB pic at the moment was more of an appeal than actual me.... I fear the reality would be something of a disappointment, a haggard, tired, peri-menopausal, neurotic, shrieking banshee instead of a scantily clad super heroine

fairy cakes from a packet dubs? I hope so

what on earth is 'suit' miitz??

right off to bed as long night ahead. xx

I love you Dubs. Brilliant. Pure wit. xx

Umm as in attempting to be a 'suitor' I think.. I was trying to be clever!

I nearly made cakes with DD today,....

Bed for me.

Sending peaceful wishes to the Mole house tonight. xx

And hoping everyone else has a good night. See you in the morning lushies xxxx

we made cookies with DS this evening. and not out of a mix. DH did the hard bit

hoping for sleepy vibes for the nemo and mole homes

Mittz - was worried there that you could "suit" someone on fb these days, was feeling v. old fashioned.