She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Sorry UNO, but you said yourself it was snigger worthy.

I want biscuits now - where are these sugar cravings coming from?

Mouse, you are not superwoman.

Yes it is that simple. What would MrM do if you were hit by a bus?

He will cope for an afternoon. Go and lie down.

I agree.

I am going to eat another pain au chocolate and it is ALL Your fault.

Bitter - If I were hit by a bus, he'd be sad (I hope) but still be up a fucking ladder doing something important to the cabin.

He had Nemo all night last night and this morning whilst I rebounded off walls.

And let's not forget, this is MrM, NOT Brian's DP!!

Funny you should say that Dubs, maybe it is my fault as I too have been craving chocolate and sweets.....

That's shit.

You all know what an arse my DH can be, but he still takes the DC off my hands when I'm ill.

I'm not happy with you, young lady.

I have a non existent sweet tooth normally. The last week I have been chowing down on sweet carbs.

The only time I ever had a sweet tooth was when I was pregnant with DD. And then wondered why I piled on 3 stone when she only weighed 6lb.

Rest is not an option although if I am sat here talking to you, I'm not doing any housework am I?

Was that to me Dubs?

I'm pretty sure you have to have sex to get pregnant, so that rules me out. Sorry to disappoint.

I have tea.

I'd better go and sort the kitchen out I suppose. DH has done everything today except the roast.

Hello.. having a lovely afternoon. Just sorting my wardrobe, putting stuff away for winter.

DC's have friends here so are content

Coffee sounds like a good plan

she's been back an hour. Would it be wrong of me to phone him to come pick her up again?????????

am too miserable today, even dp is showing signs of losing it. Usual - Mole not sleeping, voming etc.

And then dd1 came back and we realised how easy it actually was with 2 of us to cope with evil mole rather than 1 coping with devilchild and 1 with satanicevil

We both want to kill ourselves.

And then my cat got run over so I'm actually going to shoot myself

That was evil wasn't it????

I haven't caught up yet but I think bitter has been kicking mouse's arse, saf enjoyed family time, uno has syphillis, miitz is happy and ermmm can't remember the rest

hello. had a fine dining experience this afternoon, my mum was babysitting, so we stumbled across a michelin recommended restaurant. was divine - £30 for 3 courses, and they brought a couple of random items over in between the courses.

www.ramsons-restaurant.com/

if only it was nearer Manc it would be divine for a get together.