She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Hello :)

I'm still in bed.

Resting

Hello.

I fell asleep on the sofa last night. I now have a banging headache.

Chicken is roasting, lunchtime roast - yum!

Your turn at scrabble Saf.

xx

I've bought DS Willy Wonka for christmas.

How are you today Mittz?

OK thanks Bitter.

Nice to have the DC's back.

Good. xx

It's nice to be Bitter again.

Hello LIGHTer lushies.

Brickie, thanks for texting me, seems you were the only one that cared!

Hope those who are illing are on the better side of ill??

I have binned the fucking ABs! I took this mornings and promptly fell over.

I have had vertigo, puking, the shits upset tummy, shaking, sweats, dizziness.........

Basically all of the most rare and/or adverse side effects! Trust me.

Anyway, I am catching up.

UNO - mwah (given with a face mask on as I have no idea what you have )

Mittz - sorry you have DS and EX ishoos. xx

SAF - sorry you still have snot ishoos.

Bitter - enjoy the fireworks.

Brian - well done on surviving your family!

Fire is lit, casserole prepped, washing mountain tackled, husband out side DIYing, DD tving, Nemo napping .....

Mouse, listing and shaking. Happy days

Hello mousie! Before you cast aspersions on my impeccable character I shall message you. No laughing!

Hope you're continuing to improve, poor mouse.

Ahem, poor you UNO.

Off to do chores and see to children whilst illing. I feel so pissed and haven't had a drop for a bloody week!

'sews'

You'd think that if I was going to take the piss I'd get my spollihg cirroct?!

I am still ing about UNO's unfortunate accident!

Roast chicken was vair nice.

Mouse, take it easy ffs. Hand all responsibility for the DC over to MrM and go and lie down.

Where is SAF? I have scrabble withdrawal.

Tea or coffee Dubs?

Look you people! I will not have slanderous truths sniggered about me on here! It is wholly inappropriate. I will have to resort to name calling and pulling hair if it continues!

Harrumph!

Did I tell you all that I managed to hit myself in the face with a wii remote two days ago too. That helped. It helped a lot.

Go on. Laugh away.

:(

:o

Nope, BINNED THEM!!! They make me too ill Bitter.

I can't cope with the falling over. And I wish it was that simple re the DCs.

I feel better for not having the one due at 2pm, less pukey.

Dubs - xx back atcha.