She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Have I made it sound interesting? :o

uno - I am named changed from Total Chaos- could you message me please too, sorry you have been illing too.

mittz - sometimes there's no easy answers to this family shit.

mousey - I wouldn't stop the abs without discussing with GP or dentist first. or failing that over the weekend, SAF!

Will do tc :)

I have a spare pair of legs that Brian can borrow, but they used to belong to a short, hairy rugby player....

I'd love to wear false lashes but have never managed it..go for it Dubs

no upstageing the bride now, you hear

Hello, I'm back.

Hope everyone is ok.

how was work? x-factor was a bit crap, predictably. though grimly amusing hearing aiden murder nothing compares 2 u.

I've taped xfactor, will watch later.

Work was ok.

Day off with DH tomorrow. We are taking DC to MK for the big firework display.

[resists temptation to make jokes about MK/concrete cows/roundabouts]

well dubs - 3 cleavage choices - see-thru bra, gaffer tape or au naturel.

hmmmm yes, if you wear a waisted tubi-grip instead of a dress, that would solve the bra problem - I'm sure a tubi-grip could pass as a body-con dress.

I saw my lovely Mum yesterday and we had a bit of time with just us.

How is everyone?