She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

special stuff for dubs

bitter obviously sent sleep waves through last night as mole slept through for the first time in about 8 years!

yay for mole and her mother's masters in exaggeration

bless you double. roll on monday!

dd1 off to spend weekend at her fathers from about 5pm tonight Don't really want to trust the most precious thing in my life to twat-boy but no choice so im not dwelling on it.

Dubs - get some dvds and lie on the couch with the dc.

saf - i'd like my certificate laminated please

nothing you can control so try to let it go brian x

cert in the post along with PhD in Hypochondria

Morning all. I actually have shopping being delivered this morning.

Arf at Dubs getting her own personal slide show and yay for later starts.

bitter - you work for a small boutique type place don't you? Can you get them to see if they want to stock my christmas decs please?

I nearly had a leakage lapse last night laughing so hard at the guinea pig moment on IA.

Dubs - pass the porn this way please

They definitely saved the best episode until last.

I wouldn't want your talent sullied by being associated with my company Brian.

Morning.

Yay for Mole Brian.

Yay for free porn Dubs

Yay for shopping Blue

Yay for more sleep SAF

Yay for sending gifts Mittz

Yay for you Mouse.

Woo Hoo! I just got a letter from the Tax office to say I overpaid my tax last year.

They are sending me a cheque for over £500 !

That's xmas sorted then.

Great mews Blue. I love letter like that.

Nemo's SaLT is due any minute. I can't be arsed. Mostly cos I can't actually speak.

My face is pounding. No sleep due to the pain and awful nightmares.

Plus Nemo was doing his very best impersonation of an Owl again.

Oh well, mainlining Tramadol, and over dosing it slightly should kick this pain into touch.

I hope it stays dry for tonight, the neighbours are bringing fireworks over too now!

We'll have the village in the garden at this rate.

SALT here, laters xxx

that's a good piece of post blue!

i alternatively have a letter from the mortgage company. today might be the day i brave talking to them

got to take ds for a haircut at 12 though - de-legoheading time

fantastic news bitter

i just found out exh was in court yesterday over the arrears he owes me but weirdly although it went in my favour he's now trying to 'deregister' the debt. I have no idea what this means so I've asked in legal.

What do you need to speak to the mortgage co about saf?

No idea Brian, but it sounds dodgy.

Dubs, black in a 14? You can treat yourself out of your grant, can't you?

Casserole is in the slowcooker, shopping is put away. First load of laundry is drying.

That's a productive day in my book.

Brian - if he deregisters the debt, it means he doesn't have to pay costs I think.

SALT has gone. She is really happy with how I handle Nemo being non verbal. She is going to enrole me on the next Makaton course in about 6 week's time!! Yippee!

We do some Makaton with him already but if I can get all of the basics it will really help him to develop as he uses his hands before any speech.

So, he waves his hands if he wants something, rather than making a noise for it IYSWIM.

Anyway, I'm happy that she is happy with what I am doing

MY TOOTH IS KILLING ME!!!!!

BT are here putting the phone lines into the cabin for MrM's office!

Your holiday home will be ready in time for Christmas girls

How are we all this afternoon? Are we JKing in a bit?