She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

jk is a repeat mouse but a fairly interesting one. There's a woman who looks about 4090 dating a 12 year old. Actually she's really sweet and he's horrible but she does look like his grandmother.

No idea re this deregistering lark, might phone work and ask them I think we've got a free legal helpline, only just thought of it.

Yuck to the tooth pain, tis very nasty pain.

I used to use some Makaton, my mum worked all her life with children with special needs so we used to do some. I only remember bouncy castle but that might be BSL not Makaton.

at you remembering bouncy castle!!!

We already know some words, cake, cheese, chocolate!

Well, JK is obviously putting his feet up if they are repeats. Pha, lazy arse!!

Has anyone seen the Christmas M&S advert!! Very good, made me smile (ish)

honestly saf its the weirdest thing ever. I thought you got a court order you had to pay it, you get a letter from the court you have to respond. He just ignores it all and they just write him more letters, truly bizarre

let me know how your lights go, am thinking of doing mine but no idea what happens.

mouse its moving your hand up and down vertically (bouncy) and then doing the outline of a castle top (or my mum has been taking the piss out of me for the last 25 years!)

SAF, thank you. Glad you are back to SAF aswell!!

I could murder a sausage & egg McMuffin!!! I think McD ads should be banned nutil my tooth is better?!!

GAH! DD has just emptied a whole new box of a dozen eggs on the floor.

Not one salvageable.

Blue - shit!! Please tell me it was the kitchen floor, not a carpeted floor!?

And sorry that you have no eggs now.

Yup was the kitchen floor. I have run out of salt so had to chuck flour over it instead.

And I forgot to put crusty bread on the shop so need to pop out later.

I am so tired, I can't stop yawning.

Why so tired lovely? Do you think it could be the increase making you a bit sleepy?

I remember when I dropped a bottle of milk on the kitchen floor. I was amazed at how far it went!! It looked like gallons, not a pint!

What was DD doing with the eggs? Was she helping you put the shopping away, you know, like when you make her do the laundry she helps with the laundry?

Dubs - how are you feeling now and DD? Any better? Is her face still red?

Hello all.. will catch up soon...

Dubs xx

£5 fantastic dubs

bitter - why did you add the flour? is it hygenic to mix a cake on the floor??

prh47 is trying to help me over in legal but i think ive totally confused her now too.

dd1 has just gone to be delivered to twat boy.

im going to try to enjoy the weekend of (relative) peace and stop fretting

bitter can you fb your address pls i need to send you freakonomics.

SAF - have a good time and lucky hostess.

Dubs - has your other package from The Royal Mouse not arrived yet? Bugger!!! Sorry your GP has less brain cells than the sofa I'm sat on!

It's like when they put you on 'bed rest' when you have a new born and other DCs. Genius!!

MrM is finishing the village bonfire in the bloody dark!! Hope he doesn't put anything we want to keep on it!!

Bitter - have a good night.

Mittz - are you off out tonight? I was thinking of you earlier remembering a firework display I went to with orcestral music. I think I mentioned it before but it was awesome!

No Brickie?

Brian - does twatycuntybollockface have DD1 for the weekend? Or just tonight?

Yes we are out Mouse.. it was yes/no/yes/no/yes/no, but you're only middleaged young once.

I've been told to rest.

Sorry Dubs, was sent the same day as the boys card.

Tis nice treats too!

We ended up with a load of fireworks as they were BOGOF in all the shops.

Happy days

hello (tired yawn) had to go shopping after school to get birthday present for a party tomorrow. enjoying being toasty and warm inside on a cold dark night.

so - apart from WiF who is being wined and dined (albeit bringing her own prosecco) our other lighter lovelies are busy not getting the chance to rest for the weekend.

dubs - I also have been known to buy disney cake mixes - my excuse - DS likes the edible picture thingies you put on top.

DS has just asked for one of my hairbrushes to brush Mulan's (disney princess doll's) hair . do you think he should be looking into a hairdressing career

Yes Brickie, for sure.

All the best hairdressers are male and gay!!!