She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

hello. am reviewing a book badly atm, my brain just isn't foccused this week/month/decade.

saw the most revolting thing in Ann Summers today - a vibe made to look like........

corn on the cob.

/I just ahem happened to go past Ann Summers, and thought I would look in. Combination of men browsing in the toy section and hideous outfits put me off buying anything tho.

Eeew ew ew. Corn on the cob is Rank.

that is rank.

going to carry the boy upstairs. still love carrying him asleep to bed - getting heavy though.

If you can't digest it, why eat it??

roughage.

i'm cool with eating it, nothing more adventurous than though

Puts the rough in roughage as far as I'm concerned.

have you got enough food in and stuff double? having a sudden moment of compassion for you being illing with two kids and no one to bring you shopping.

dubs [[[]]

mole has started eating sweetcorn brickie, will think of your ermm viewing every time i see it!

It has just taken me nearly 45 mins to eat a soft cheese sarnie. But now that I have the pain killers are kicking in nicely.

Dubs - how are you feeling now? Any better lovely? And DD? How is her face?

I need to do the big shop and build up to going to Morrisons to do it. Eek.

Online shopping is your friend Mouse xx

I'm watching Karl pilkington and getting thrashed at scrabble.

this episode of idiot abroad is hilarious bitter isnt it?

I just love everything he does, brian.

I loved what he was saying about dolphins.

'People say I'm a Div, but Dolphins are intelligent apparently. I've never seen one do anything to blow me away, to be honest.'

Well my lovelies, I'm off to bed to try and get a head start on this evil known as my tooth.

I plan to sleep with my head under the pillow to tempt The Tooth Fairy into removing the offending calcium lump.

Cross your fingers!!

Night night lushies. xxxx

fingers crossed. night mouse x

Night Mouse, hope tomorrow is better for you x

night mouse hope you feel better soon. x

bitter - dp says im like him because if a disaster happens like an earthquake i apparently said 'well they shouldnt live near a bloody fault line should they?' and similar type things re tsunamis etc

Machu pichu looked fab but i'd only go if you could drive up to the top.

I went whale watching once and yeah we saw whales up close but I can't say I was that bothered. Now give me sparkly buttons and Im happy

morning lovely langers

made it to 6am this morning - woo hoo.

hope everyone got a good night's sleep, especially the illers.

i slept on the sofa too double. ds came down in the middle of the night demanding milk and then refused to go to bed so we both slept down here. pretty cosey though

no porn for me.

bizarre