She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Dubs - if you're going anyway, I'd say take DD with you. Keep on top of it.

Bitter - DD was Stella and being told at 17 I'd never have children without fertility treatment.

DS was planned and concieved within the first month of trying. We were very lucky. And yes, I have known women to live and breath their cycles to the exact minute they thought they'd come on when TTC.

My tooth is going off again, my face is swelling and red.

FFS. I'm sure a few shots of spirit would help but no drinking on these ABs.

Feck.

Have been to pharmacists and am loaded with de scrambling meds until I can get an appointment at the docs.

DS happened the month we decided to try and DD took 3 1/2 yrs for a number of reasons. Just decided not to bother and bingo. Lights of my life .

I have never been so gald to be home EVER!!

aWW IT IS AWFUL THAT THINGS FLARE UP AT NIGHT WHEN YOU ARE STARTING TO FLAG mOUSE [SAD] {hmm]

I need tea......

back in a mo x

I know Mittz, funny how when you are ill or in pain, it's worse in the morning and evening? What's that about.

I hope that you manage some rest tonight Mittz. De-srambling sounds like the way forward......

Why are you so glad to be home? Something happened?

Mmmm, tea good idea.

(((Mittz)))

DC are both in bed

I am in my PJ's.

I couldn't settle my breathing, both DC's were in hyper mood and I thought I was going to throw up.. Pharmacist said the attack had triggered the onset of a migraine like headache and all in all it felt like a panic attack.

They are fabulous but very high energy DC's. DS is mega wired at the moment and it is mentally exhausting.

I have to pick DD up from a party at 8. And have work to catch up on because I didn't manage to get all I needed to do today.

Listening to Sophie B again..she is soothing and sexy

descrambling meds sound great. feel free to recommend some to me.

had words with a teen girl on the way home who was being gobby. not going to take cheek and stuff from children on my own street. don't think she'll try it again.

her parents are the nutters who let their son shoot a gun out of the window into the gardens and thought i was mad because i had a problem with it so if i go quiet call the police

redbush and mint tea here. my tummy isn't happy and that combo usually helps. had a sudden hankering for tea.

who's sophie b mittz? last time i had an asthma attack (about 4 years ago and totally out of the blue) i couldn't stop shaking and feeling tearful and panicked for hours after. it was horrible, i feel for you. can you do sweet tea mittz?

whoops double - can you phone him?

bitter i'm at kids being in bed already.

Bog standard PG tips here.

Sweet Tea could be a plan Mittz.

I think I am going to watch crap telly and drink Tea all night.

Saf - They were both cross eyed with tiredness, they are not usually gone this early.

She did a track in the 90's but as is .
I just like her 'vibe' (get me gettin dawn wid da kids)

Sophie B Hawkins?? - did she sing 'Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover'? or something like that?

My face has a pulse, it's throbing and not in a way Dubs!

MrM has gone out for fish and chips. I am as I am on more soup, ReadyBrek or yoghurt.

Decisions, decisions.........

Nemo's new community SaLT has just called to say she'll be much later than planned tomorrow which is great as it means I can actually get showered and look a tiny bit human before she arrives.

I may chop my head off in a bit if this pain doesn't fuck off.

SAF - I hate gobby kids. We had some yoofs hanging around the green at half term. They were all yelling.

One turned to his mate and called him a fucking twat. I gave him my very best 'Oh young man, do you kiss your mother with that mouth' look.

Didn't work

We are having a bonfire and fireworks here, you know, at the bottom of the garden, near the castle tomorrow night!

Posh gits that we are!! Bet it rains!!

miitz - you sound really run down poppet, glad you've got next week off.

bitter - DONT DO IT!!!!

dubs - just laughed outloud at 'Merlot' you should have used it as a name

dd1 we tried once and there she was! dd2 we tried the month before but knew we'd missed it by a few days, 2nd month - once and there she was!

saf - good on you, im always terrified to take on youngsters less they ak47 me. I do stern 'muttering under breath' as I leg it in opposite direction

What am I not meant to be doing??

sick bunch of langers indeed.

anyone want to play scrabble with me?

i only had sex with ds's dad a few times and there was only sperm involved once.

i once got pregnant without actually having full on penetrative sex. don't think i have fertility problems.

I'll play scrabble. I'm shite at it though.

i started a game with you

Hang on, I'm moving from the PC to the lappy.

ds is asleep on the sofa.

he is gorgeous.

must put up some pics of him and cat on facebook