She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

If we were culling for chaviness, you and I would both be long gone Dubs.

JK was a repeat and a rubbish one. Nemo is noe asleep in my arms!

Hydro was nice. Made my hips feel much better.

SAF - MrM is looking into privste dentsl which we have so that I don't hsve to wait too much longer.....

Yep, re the ABs, they are vile and really knock me for 6. Plus no booze allowed. The dentist has basically said she can only keep treating the infections until the tooth comes out.

Thing is, it's the whole of my jaw that hurts!!! Argh!!!! The infection i s under the tooth and the tooth is under my last molar at the back!

Don't do things by halves me you know!

I am definitely NOT chav material.

Aww at Nemo asleep in your arms Mouse.

I have just a had quite a big asthma attack. Feel quite shakey and tearful, I haven't had one for ages although realised my asthma was getting bad. My heart and chest area feel dreadful. And I can't get my breathing back to normal.Have taken inhalers.

Mittz - you are so bloody run down. Can you not take a full couple of days off? You need to re-energise. You seem flat on the inside IYKWIM.....

You need your zing back. xx

Dubs - the castle is fab. They do ghost hunts, reinactments, weddings there, archery, they have swans, moorhens and ducks. Nemo loves it when I take him there.

We are lucky to have something like this in the village.

How are you feeling????

ouch mouse - hopefully your appointment will come through quick.

mittz poor you - i hate that shakiness and fear afterwards - think it's all the adrenaline still coursing around. just take your time x

i'm sure it'll be fine double. pretty legitimate reason to not be there.

is the stuff for the exam still fresh in your mind?

I am taking next week off Mouse thank you. I should have taken it when the DC's were on half term but just need to stop.

I am flat. Life is tough these days. Ex is [confusing] but unless things are kept amicable it's all crap. There's a lot of slogging to be honest, as there is for us all.
I think my anaemia is not brill which triggers my fibro myalgia and half of me just wants to sleep and wake up and find life's just bloody calm and easy for a long time, and half of me wants to fight so I can look back and be proud that I turned things around for the DC's.

I get very lonely but it is weird because I am terrified of the thought of a relationship.

I am going to get DC's and try to find somewhere to hide for an hour, counsellor has had to cancel but I want the DC's to go to their Dad's. Although that is another source of stress because DS says he is being a real TWT sometimes when I am not around. He says he shouts like a 'schizo'. It's not fair .

Thanks though. Hugs and snogs to all till later xx

Oh Mittz, you are all scrambled lovely.

Bless your heart. xx

DD's school bus has broken down. It picks them up at 3pm, they have been waiting in the rain and wind since then.

She's only just called me. Bless her.

oh poor dd mouse!

Aw bless mouse.

I am soooooo tired. I have promised the DC McD's for tea if they clear up downstairs and wash up. I am a terrible mother.

Blue - I'll do it!!!! Not that I could eat a McD's. Are you a bit pre hormental? Craving sweet things and tired? I'm due saturday and thought we were around the same time?

I'm sure I'm the same as one LIGHTer lovely?

DD is home. Drowned rat springs to mind.

Possibly, I think I'm due on around the 10th?

Would explain the carb cravings, but I'm not usually like that.

Kitchen is done, dd has 'washed up' and now DS is tidying the living room.

That's got to be worth the price of a couple of happy meals.

good deal i reckon bitter.

What's the going rate for a cleaner?

It's taken two children 45 minutes to clean, so 1.5 child Man hours.2 happy meals - £4.50?

So that works out at me paying them £1.50 an hour each, I think.

And we all know I am brilliant at maths.

Great deal Bitter!

I'm due around 6th - 8th depending on whether I do 28 or 30 days this month....

I'm guessing mouse, I'm carp at keeping track.

Well it's a good job you aren't TTC Bitter!

Do people really track their cycle when TTC?

we've always just shagged!

How is she Dubs, you think she would be better off at home for another day?