LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

night mouse x

have been getting gently drunk, dozing, playing on the DS, and dealing with @{@)@ing poo. I just need my DS to do a decent crap, rather than just seep (sorry TMI), ideally get sorted before family descend at 9 am tomorrow.

Saf, where have you been while I was sullying your good reputation?

Can I get her cast as <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.bam.org/viewdocument.aspx%3Fdid%3D3207&imgrefurl=www.bam.org/view.aspx%3Fpid%3D1477&usg=__VxOot5gBZLb21gyNT3kcFpgjl_8=&h=380&w=570&sz=54&hl=en&start=235&zoom=1&tbnid=fe7EdknX7AUdSM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=122&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djuliette%2Bbinoche%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1T4ASUS_en___GB371%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D373%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=702&ei=aUPLTITPPNTNjAeFza3TDw&oei=1kLLTMGnPMOOswaJnLGnAQ&esq=19&page=19&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:235&tx=822&ty=144" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Me? seeing as AH is dead and all.

Well, seeing as it is fantasy casting and all. In reality I would probably be played by victoria beckham.

Sorry, I meant VB in a fat suit!

She is Skeletor isn't she? I feel sorry for her, she seems very unhappy.

celeb crush would be penelope cruz. I have a softish spot for VB, not quite sure why. Then again I used to have a soft spot for Jordan, so obviously my taste isn't of the most exquisite...

just juliette for me. and the age she is now.

i'm lying here with the heating off and the window open. milder.

You sleeping on the sofa tonight saf?

no. i'll go to bed soon.

wrap up warm and sweat it out double.

I'm struggling with the film actor to play me - somehow small fat birds with big nose/hair/tits are somehow under-represented in the Hollywood A list for some unaccountable reason....

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/winona-ryder/winona-ryder-20040422-867.jpg&imgrefurl=teemix.aufeminin.com/star/photo-867-winona-ryder.html&usg=__6jj2fS-w-PvSNuDqukyF5hT6KFw=&h=319&w=327&sz=24&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=qwJZ8BK_J6LG7M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwinona%2Bryder%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1050%26bih%3D680%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C175&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=120&vpy=298&dur=600&hovh=222&hovw=227&tx=139&ty=107&ei=ZlPLTJOGF9CRjAf2hITADw&oei=ZlPLTJOGF9CRjAf2hITADw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:0&biw=1050&bih=680" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">another mouse option

bette middler springs to mind from that description tc.

i'm off to bed shortly. shouldn't be up so late

Welcome to my world Saf.

right gonna force myself into bed with a book.

night all x

Night Toots x