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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 16:42

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say. Smile

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 22/10/2010 09:16

Morning. Smile

Managed to get DS to school on time, with his ticket for the disco and batman costume.

However I did forget the harvest assembly so was berated by a small childd for failing to bung a tin of soup in his book bag.

I love kissing. I smother the DC in kisses whenever they let me.

And nothing is more likely to put me in the mood than DH leaning in for what I think is an affectionate peck, which turns in to a proper tender lingering snog.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 22/10/2010 09:20

God im not sharing that kiss moment with dp he'll be floating around for months thinking about it Grin

I kiss dc, mole not that intersted, dd1 is totally obsessed with cuddles and kisses.

saf - maybe give miss if hes got cold already?

mole report - she is snotty and miserable. I have upgraded my cold to 'Ebola - H1N1'.

I can see nothing in your crappy recipes that cannot be obtained from the shrine of Ragu/Dolimo Grin

Bitter - haven't seen it yet.

TheMittzressOfMystery · 22/10/2010 09:33

What's that then Brian, Ebollocksa - Hypochondriac1Neuroticitus1?

It's the eyes as well.. the deep intense eye contact and the slow motion moving in before lips touch...panting slightly at the mere thought and the whole world turns quiet and still as all else fades to insignificance

WallowsInFlies · 22/10/2010 09:57

maybe you should challenge your energies into writing erotica mittz - extra income could be handy Smile

i took him, i trust my HV here, she used to be a district nurse, then a midwife and now a HV and she's very informed. she took his temp and asked about how he was in himself and we decided to go ahead and give jab. she thinks i should bring him in about his mouth breathing/snoring/stop breathing moments though as in her opinion he'd probably be way better off with tonsils dealt with but it's hard to get it done so you need to start early with bringing them in and getting it repeatedly on their notes so you don't have the whole lets wait and see, give it another winter etc etc forever.

HammerMouseOfHorrors · 22/10/2010 10:18

Morning.

WIF - I read that as 'I took him.......' as if you were about to give Mittz a bit of a starter for her erotic writing!!! [hgrin]

Dubs - I don't really like kissing for ages. Not on the lips anyway! [hwink]

Nemo isn't really at kissing and hugging stage and DD will only do hugs now. The odd kiss on the check goodbye.

Bitter - DD is so funny in that clip.

Brian - I am sending an full decontamination squad over to yours to contain the germs.

No sleep = grumpy Mouse. Still got to vac upstairs before PIL get here. Nemo has lost all of his feeds so far.

desiretochange · 22/10/2010 10:57

Feeling a bit left out here, no kisses for me:(
Hugs from daughters is about the height of it!!

TheMittzressOfMystery · 22/10/2010 11:00

S'ok Desire.. I am straining my memory here, I don't actually get any practice!
I do have a very vivid imagination though Smile

How are you today?

desiretochange · 22/10/2010 11:21

Phewww . . am so glad I'm not the only one Mittzress:):)
So happy it's Friday today, been a long week!

HammerMouseOfHorrors · 22/10/2010 11:26

Morning desire

Dubs - how did the face painting go? Happy Childers?

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 22/10/2010 11:30

Morning Desire.

I may have to do some serious kissing later, you lot are doing funny things to me. Wink Grin

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 22/10/2010 11:32

Now I want to do some face painting. I am far too suggestible.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 22/10/2010 11:41

yo desire

dp is best kisser EVA Grin I remember the one time I nearly fainted Shock

DD1 is wearing orange today for charity. Its the usual school thing of 'pick any colour that no one is likely to have in their wardrobe'

Am sewing christmas decorations, will post pics later for you to abuse constructively criticise.

mouse - more [[[[[]]]]] for nemo Sad

desiretochange · 22/10/2010 11:42

Morning Bitter, Mouse and Double:)
Any nice plans for weekend? Bank Holiday weekend here in Ireland so no work for me on Monday . . happy days:)

HammerMouseOfHorrors · 22/10/2010 11:46

Two Oirish birds on the thread! Where abouts are you desire?

I'm not in Ireland BTW.....

WallowsInFlies · 22/10/2010 11:50

i haven't been snogged since february 11th this year. someone attempted to snog me clumsily a while back but no thanks.

first clue is eyes, how it feels when you look at each other, then eventually the kiss to confirm or deny what you thought was there.

i'm a scorpio, i need crazy chemistry and fantastic sex and if that isn't forthcoming i'll go without for long stretches without missing it. but when those eyes and that kiss comes again i'm a junky.

finished season2 of dexter. i'm hooked.

have furniture coming tomorrow and still no plan how to get the furniture i have out of here.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 22/10/2010 11:51

I think we are going to decorate the hall and downstairs toilet.

Oh the Glamour.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 22/10/2010 11:51

Council Saf?

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 22/10/2010 11:54

here?

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desiretochange · 22/10/2010 11:55

Am in what is affectionately (?) called the Wee County in the south of Ireland . .

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WallowsInFlies · 22/10/2010 12:12

funnily enough i've just been on the phone for the northampton contact on that bitter - they also want no tears etc. there's a small tear in the front of one of the seat cushions.

looks like it's gonna have to be dumped. i also rang CAN (drugs and homelessness but they have no storage so has to be pick it up and take it to one of their houses so takes time and coordination).

my dad reckons he can fit it in his 7 seater and take it to the tip, i'm not convinced. may have to pay for council to collect it.

eitherway it's gonna have to go in the front garden tomorrow morning even if i heave it out solo.

neighbours will love me Smile

WallowsInFlies · 22/10/2010 12:13

sorry talking over people about my boring furniture issues.

excuse my rudeness Smile

desiretochange · 22/10/2010 12:26

Thanks Double :) Have never been in your part of the country but someday . .

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