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On a LIGHTER note...

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 16:07

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 25/09/2010 15:34

I've decided I don't want any more and I still feel the same. I don't like the idea I will never be pregnant again.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 25/09/2010 15:35

Unlike Double, who clearly is already. Wink

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100years · 25/09/2010 15:42

I only have to mention certain things at work like for example needing a wee more than normal and people are saying ooooh you might be pregnant. They don't even know we are thinking of trying, and it kind of pi55es me off a bit. Felt icky the one day, oh you might be preg, mentioned about buying a house, oh it'll be babies next. Can people just STFU when they don't know what's going on in my life, purlease.

Sorry for my outburst, this is brought to you by my hormentals.

FWIW you lot are fine as I am open about it and you know I'm not at the trying stage.

Mouseface · 25/09/2010 15:50

100 - feel free to outburst whenever you like Smile

Glad it's not just me. I know that MrM is totally right, it just feels weird to think that there will be no more.

I loved my bump with DD and Nemo. And maybe I'm aware of the date too re the triplets.

Just a tad over sensitive. And I'm PMTing again!!! Grrr.

100years · 25/09/2010 15:56

Thanks Mouse. I'll stop right now, got to go in a min and be a culinary goddess in the kitchen soon, need to make stuff, got 5 days at work where I won't be eating at home, and I don't like to buy stuff when out, I'm all about the pre-planning food etc.

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Mouseface · 25/09/2010 16:19

We know you are!! Wink

Yikes, sorry, got you mixed up with Double Grin

Soup for me. I can't chew anymore!!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 25/09/2010 16:41

Last load of washing is in.

Kitchen is kind of sorted.

The DC are having pizza for dinner. It has spinach and sweetcorn on it as well as tomato sauce, so that's 3 of their 5 a day right? Made up to the 5 with the half dozen bananas they have eaten today.

DS has refused to get dressed today, it's 'Nudey Dudey day' apparently Hmm

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BrianAndHisBalls · 25/09/2010 16:43

double you fuck Grin

dp has just come back from shopping with dd and has bought her a tinkerbell doll. He walks in saying 'Did you tell dd that if I found a tinkerbell doll I should buy it for her?' Grin

No, I didn't. Very amusing especially after dd says 'it wasn't a lie mummy it was an accident'

Riiiiight Grin

Double - that makes you a floozy as its double the amount i've had.

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/09/2010 16:45

Its weird the children thing. Im pretty sure I only want two and we can definitely only afford two but I hate the thought of that 'bit' of my life being over iykwim. Weird.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 25/09/2010 16:46

am just jealous double. will try to jump dp later Grin

Mouseface · 25/09/2010 16:50

Brian - I read that as 'will try to dump dp later' so you can go out and get some more shaggin!!

Sorry Blush

Great ploy from DD there re Tinkerbell. DD's friend has just played the ask mum, mum said no. Ask dad, dad said yes.

Sneaky!!

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/09/2010 16:59

DD's terrible for that asking one thing then making up the answer to the other.

God no re finding more shags, Id have to do my legs then Grin

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BrianAndHisBalls · 25/09/2010 17:12

total crisis here, dd just announced for no reason totally out of the blue 'daddys a better parent than you mummy'. This is daddy who owes me £4.5k in child maintenance. Daddy who comes up every 5 weeks for 5 hours.

Have rather strongly explained why this isnt the case.

happy birthday to me happy birthday to me

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 25/09/2010 17:15

I'm off to work lovelies, catch you later xx

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BrianAndHisBalls · 25/09/2010 17:35

then she went upstairs where she obviously forgot the monitor is and started saying 'i dont even love her' er thanks.

then my mum phoned in the middle to sing happy birthday down the phone (they're on a cruise so no reception tmrw) think she wished she hadn't phoned by the time id stopped ranting about dd Grin

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BrianAndHisBalls · 25/09/2010 17:40

its more me thats not calm double Grin was really upset, i know she's only 5 but its a bit wounding when you do everything for your child and shes the light of your life to have her say that Sad

I'll have a chat with her when she goes to bed.

TotalChaos · 25/09/2010 17:42

Jodie "tits out" Marsh? shakes head sadly at the cruelty evident on this thread. did anyone report the post to MN Grin

afternoon and happy birthday ladies and Brian!

sorry DD is being a bit of an ungrateful wretch...

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