On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

Toast.

Tuna sandwich shortly.

I feel weird. All wobbly.

Tuna and cheese toastie with loads of black pepper.

May have a little snooze.

you know Double a bit ermmm well Trisha show (that's one above jk so don't get too upset), a bit rough salt of the earth

not rough as in ugly double obviously we all know you are stunning.

Got it! A bit 'Jodie Marsh'

mouse - eat.

Fucking Hell Brian, that's a bit harsh!

Im wetting myself laughing here.

Jodie Marsh is too young thinking about it, maybe Sam Fox, no, Linda Luscardi!!! Definitely. Nice an all but a bit low rent

se not Double I'm playing with you you muppet!

Sorry I forget you cant read tone of voice on a pc

I see you more like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_03/GoodLife3BBC_468x426.jpg&imgrefurl=www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-559580/The-real-Good-Life-An-entire-village-turns-supermarkets-grows-food.html&h=426&w=468&sz=46&tbnid=ud3BHJb_j9dg6M:&tbnh=117&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bgood%2Blife%2Bimage&zoom=1&q=the+good+life+image&usg=__Q0tEOBUjIVQNFzCHkCwA2XCc3_4=&sa=X&ei=VPKdTOPDCOGR4ga9kZ2jDQ&ved=0CBoQ9QEwAA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this double, minus Tom.

that should read 'of course not Double' see I can't even type, bet Sam Fox can type.

BRIAN!!!!!!

Jodie Marsh? Bleurgh. You are a real meany, you!!

And you call me vole features.

Aw, saf I know you feel more than friendship for me, but maybe a public forum isn't the place to declare your true feelings.

I know! I've got work later, I could have sworn it was about 4 o'clock.

bitter

Double - I am hanging my head in shame I will go and ask DP to spank me later to atone for my meaness

Anyway Mouse dared me to say it, and it was her that suggested Jodie Marsh, I'd never have said that without her encouraging me

actually my atonement will be watching the new barbie movie dvd that i bought for dd yesterday :( promised to watch it this pm.

Doubbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllleeeeeeeee, you know you're my one true love really.

what with you 'alasing' and bitter 'thusing' i think im back in shakespeare land

Double - you know that I would never call you JM. Especially as we have spoken on the phone and I know exactly how classy you are.

Brian is just bloody jealous.

And mean.