On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

Thanks SAF.

Woo Hoo!

PJ's are on. Food for today

Cheese and pickle roll
3 buttered crumpets.

Not great, but I need to eat what I fancy atm or I won't eat at all.

Hey 100!!! That's amazing, well done!

Mittz - I have always felt that there are many parts of me. That I am more than one person or I have levels, layers, sections.......

I have actually 'changed' since being married, I think we all do to one degree or another.

Your life changes, it mutates into other things, it grows and it flurishes. Certain areas wither away, others are born.

Wow, deep!

Food - pate on toast. Cup of tea x2, pints of water x3. Burger from the take away, cut into tiny bits x1.

No Fail Monday.

Epic Fail sprang to mind, not the MNer!!

It's ok Double

You do have a tapeworm though, right?

sorry not been here, someone local asked me for help on etsy so have been doing that.

and suddenly poured heart out to hopefully help the magic dragon (feel free to read my life story over there)

miitz - i feel like that, i have super confident me, shrinking violet me, sexy me, frumpy me. Think we all do. Although I think dr said I had an attachment disorder so I top trumps you all on being certifiable

yeah bitter what was that all about?

will avoid childhood thread.

that's not that much for a whole day's food though, what double has posted. a bit carby ridden but...

Oh yes, No-fail Monday. We failed spectacularly

Brian - I saw and PM'd you. You ignored me.

Which is fine.

just saw it! i forget to look up there ^^

Oh, and because we failed No-Fail Monday, tomorrow is now No-Fail Tuesday.

ffs i thought you had a typing malfunction

bitter - so what is it?

It's very boring I'm afraid Brian.

Every customer is meant to have no more than 1 person in front of them when they queue. We are allowed to fail this by a number of customers each day.

If the queues are building up, we (i.e Me)tannoy for multiskilled staff so that we can open extra checkouts.

The queues are monitored constantly by something like 50 - odd cameras then we can pull up a report to see how we are doing. On Monday we must not fail. When I left the figure was minus 285 I think.

bitter that is fabulous I'm really tempted to come to your store and keep moving queue so i screw your figures up