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On a LIGHTER note...

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 16:07

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

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Mouseface · 27/09/2010 22:18

Minus 285!!! Shock

Epic Fail!!! Grin

Sorry, not helpful.

Double - you eat more in a day than I eat in 3 sometimes but you are not overweight. How do you do it?

Do you just burn it all off?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 22:20

Ah, but that wouldn't work because it works out the lenghth of the queue then takes the number of transactions into account to allow for families standing together etc.

I'm starting to bore myself now! Grin

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 22:23

You could in theory yes. Then In Theory I could ask security to escort you from the building because I don't enjoy my job, but I do need my job. Wink

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CherryChapstick · 27/09/2010 22:24

I came back.
But sadly am proper pissed on brandy.
Today I have been mostly eating chocolate orange.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 22:28

Double, I always walk really quickly too. I put it down to having to walk as a mode of transport for most of my life. Smile

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 22:48

Hello cherry, I must have missed you earlier when I was busy failing.

Are you new to MN? Smile

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 22:52

Waffer thin, get the pronounciation right!

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Mouseface · 27/09/2010 22:53

Evening Cherry.

Nemo has woken twice now. I hope that this isn't a sign of how the rest of the night will be........ Hmm

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 22:54

Mouse, Ignore Ignore IGNORE xx

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 23:00

It's a waffer thin mint.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 23:02

I think it's Monty Python - Meaning of life?

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Mouseface · 27/09/2010 23:11

I can't ignore him when he cries in case he's pulled his tube out. He only cries when he does that or is feeling sick so I have to just check.

I popped in and came straight back out, no chat or cuddles, just back out.

He's fast asleep now.

I'm off too.

Night night ladies. xx

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