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On a LIGHTER note...

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 16:07

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

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Mouseface · 26/09/2010 23:05

Night beautiful lushies.

Assuming that I make it through the night, I'll see you tomorrow.

Mwah xxxxxxxx

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 00:11

Hello lovelies. Nighty night.

Working tomorrow so double, Good Luck with your first day of school. Smile

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mittz · 27/09/2010 07:13

HmmGrin at your smelly lump and taking it to the dentist Mouse, but so glad it brought you some comfort xx

Thought for ID Smile have a fabulous time, BEST years of my life at Uni.. really,

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mittz · 27/09/2010 08:54

That's it ID.. bugger off and don't worry about us Not even a kiss or a snog.......

Hope it goes well at the dentist Mouse.

BrianAndHisBalls · 27/09/2010 08:57

good luck double and mouse Smile

miitz - you missed my description of you up there ^^

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 08:59

Morning.

No Fail Monday, Oh Joy. Hmm

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mittz · 27/09/2010 09:03

Oh yes Brian.. just found it.. strangely apt GrinWink I think I have multi personalities though, I feel a bit more like this today!Grin

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mittz · 27/09/2010 09:04

GrinGrin xx Luvs ya double,, am tingling now..

BrianAndHisBalls · 27/09/2010 09:53

bloody hell miitz, thats a statue and a half!! Grin

bitter - whats no fail monday?

mole in foul mood but has now slept (for 20 mins Hmm) so is slightly less arsey.

Mouseface · 27/09/2010 09:56

Morning.

I survived the night!

Double - be good at school! No detention on your first day!

Thanks for the well wishes re the tooth, 11.30 this morning I'm going. Eeeeeek!

Nemo had a rough night. He was sick all over DH and the bedroom floor. Then he cried for ages and wouldn't settle so we did a fair bit of floor walking with him and then put him in with us.

He went back to bed at 4am. Needless to say I feel bloody brilliant today Hmm

Mittz - pucker up chuck....mwah xxxxx

Mouseface · 27/09/2010 09:57

Bitter - what's a No Fail Monday.... is it a work thing? Sounds like a work thing!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/09/2010 10:14

Sorry, yes it's a work thing.

Off now, glad you are still with us Mouse.

Catch up later xx

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SAF - I've had a few mornings like that.....could be the ADs?

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BrianAndHisBalls · 27/09/2010 12:36

apparently i shouldnt feel sorry for 19 yr old chloe whatever her name is as 'she is an adult' - oh lets burn her at stake then Grin People on here aren't great at compassion sometimes are they?

am sorting craft boxes while watching trisha. gosh my life is exciting Grin

mouse - lets here your tooth news then x

double - any fit students??

mittz · 27/09/2010 13:00

When I download porn I definitely smoke indoorsWink

I'm working but feel like causing mischief..my inner child very often doesGrin

I have decided 3.30 is a very silly time for DD to come out of school, when she has after school clubs and comes home at 4.30, I have better days. I am not sure what to do about it though.

Mouseface · 27/09/2010 13:15

Double!!!!!!!

Oh, I missed her didn't I Sad

Mittz - You are a rudey dudey!! Grin

Ok, I have a raging infection under my wisdom tooth. If the antibiotics don't work, they will take the tooth out. In hospital and they have to cut the bone too!!! AAAAarrrrgggghhh!

They are mega strong so I can't drink any alcohol, not that it's a problem anymore!!

I'm freezing!! Tea and toast for lunch, now that I can actually chew!

JK on ITV2 next. I need a reality fix! Grin

mittz · 27/09/2010 13:23

S'ok Mouse.. snog me instead, I am feeling frisky Grin

Awww no wonder you were in so much pain lovey xx Hope it doesn't come to that though.

BrianAndHisBalls · 27/09/2010 13:24

jk from this morning quite funny mouse, glad you know whats wrong, hopefully ab's will work asap

miitz - send her to more after school clubs??! Grin

am feeling a little tearful. Mole just drank full bottle of milk turned round and sicked up her breakfast, lunch and the milk over me, herself and the sofa. The sofa we stripped and washed at the weekend. She seems fine but Im just getting so tired of this, I jump everytime she looks at me because Im scared she's going to projectile vomit again. Trying to get in to see dr at 2 today so will keep you posted.

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