On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

...you see that's what's been wrong with my last 3 birthdays..

Being deprived of performing a skill that I excel at!!

If you die Mousey can I come to your funeral as The Mad Hatter form the new Alice film? I have a weird urge to dress up as him.

Can I be Holly Golightly? I have the dress, just need to get some pearls and sort my barnet.

saf - love the cross post, thought dp had asked you to give him a blow job too!

uno - hello you!

ken dodd - is he dead? no idea, you forget i am typing on crappy external keyboard after mole sick destroyed the first

double - is it a coat made out of puppies like that pete burns bloke had (can't remember what animal his was apart from gross)

watching some fab 'clash of the gods' stuff on history channel. Medusa was a normal girl apparently who was raped by poseidon in athena's temple. So Athena turned her into the gorgon Nice to see they treated rape victims like that back then too She'd probably been drinking/wearing a short skirt

why have you got a father christmas funeral outfit double? Is that normal in Ireland?? Weird.

Ken Dodd's Dad's dog's Dead.

Did he?

Mittz - great outfit choice!!

You can all come but only in fancy dress.

Bitter - you have a pearl necklace? Lucky you

MrM has cancelled his first meeting to take me to the dentist. I loves him I do.

Double - I have beef casserole, minus the beef as I can't chew. It's squashed veg casserole!!

Off to watch x factor. I miss my babies

good for mrm, i am hearting him from here.

double get your arse to fb ive posted a photo for you

sorry mouse that sounded sarcastic, it wasn't, i meant it

double all i ever say to you is

fucker I didn't root in the attic I just used photoshop

not really, I actually was that hot.

They are back

DS was asleep before I left the room, DD followed not long after.

, that is sweet Bitter, my DC's did that last night, fell asleep wrapped up in each other, rare and lovely

Aaaww Bitter

Glad they are back. Weird, when they are there, they sometimes drive you mad. When there aren't around, you miss them!!

DD managed to steal a big swig out of my lager.

Because they haven't been here I haven't been putting things out of reach as I normally would.

She is a proper little talky monkey now, the last week or so she has turned into a mynah bird!

That is so funny!!! I can just see her all tiny holding your lager.

[give a feck emoticon]

Thanks for the link Mittz xx

I was never hot.... not in a self depreciating, fishing for compliments way, I just wasn't.

I couldn't/can't handle it if I was.. someone saw my lucky jeans status (meant for my MN friends I guess) and somebody came up and stroked my legs jeans so it would rub off on him and I was beside myself.

I thought Toddlers taking swigs from mum's or dad's drink was a right of passage .