Morning, tis me Mouseface.
Phew, just caught up. Only a in brief though so sorry if I miss anything really important.
SAF - is thinking of going to Ladies Day with Prime, wearing liver and needs a massive blow dryer 
Prime - has issues with Sky and misses the DCs now they are at school. Still not mananged 'coffee' with BSNN and DD's dad has fecked off back under the stone from which he appeared.
Brian - great name, is still having Mole issues! GET HER BACK TO THE GP!! And is also happy to 'do' young staff with no pref on sex of said staff! 
Bitter - has a famous friend who is going to direct 'Nenders! OOOOOooooo, get you!
And needs lots more small or one large lottery win to put her plan into practice!!
Mittz - is well, she is Mittz and yet again has such wonderful words for us all to read. I heart 'I am', the poem and you Mittz.
Alice - said hi!! Yay!
Crunchy - is Take That ........... Back For Good? No? Rubbish joke? 
TC - is off to Liverpool. Have a great time.
Well, my weekend was great. Nice and chilled, just spending time with friends. Had 2 glasses of wine on Sunday night and stopped at 2. Huge achievement for me. Felt great, not guilty and really enjoyed being in control of the booze, not the other way around.
DD is getting sorted for school but her dad is being a twat. He is buying her shoes and a coat. Not heard a thing from him. Tried calling and texting, nothing. Twat.
DH is off this week sorting outside ready for the offices to be built.
DS is still puking and we have posh friends coming on Thursday. Yikes!!!
I'm fatter than I was and I need to get my plumbing sorted. My periods are fucked up big time.
BUT......... the sun is out and it's glorious here. Ahhhhh.
And I have all of you!! 