The LIGHTer way to enjoy chocolate...........

[Mouseface]

....... is not to eat any!!!!!

Welcome to thread number four. It's a thread with healthy eating, losing weight or maintaining weight loss in mind.

Also, just chattng about life, love and laundry really!!

I'm Mouse. Cheese is my weakness, I know, I know, hard to believe!

I have several a few pounds to lose.

I think an alien life form has taken over them and are going to take over the world..

MrM is cooking curry as I type. I'm famished.

Invasion of the Nipps!!! Hilarious!

Prime - do you have a 99 every night? I'm so jealous!! I love 99's.

God, watching that thing on the One Show that says about how future/current employers can look at your online activity - fb, shitter, MN even and get into your life, find things out about you!

Yikes. Don't tell anyone anything then!!! No names, no slagging your boss off, or your colleagues!

rained and thundery here too

Hopefully employers can't see stuff on mn as we're all anonymous so shouldn't be able to.

Miitz - your nipples are scaring me mine have a funny habit of going weird occasionally, usually just one at a time does it though, very perturbing

SAF - Try a local nct sale for the stair gates maybe? Think im doing one in October as have so much crap to get rid of. Have to give them 30% though but easier than the faff of ebay and you prob get more cash as no postage to factor in for the buyer.

Fluffy - yes, only if you put personal details in a post on an open forum. If people are anonymous, they can't find out. I put MN, they used 'open forum'.

Those who use real names or real life info are at risk. So we are all ok!

How was you day sewing?

No, but the girl who got sacked for slagging her boss off, or whatever she did, one of her 'friends' grassed her post up to said boss.

Nice!!

This guy was saying that a lot of people don't set it to 'friends only' so get caught out that way.

Holiday where SAF? Where is the sun? Are you holding it hostage and we all have to pay to see it again?

Mittz - I don't think your nips are aliens - I think they are volcanic. if you can arrange for them to erupt champagne or even diet Coke, that would be much appreciated.

Mousey - I don't have anyone from work on FB, or talk about work on FB. at induction they make it clear that they do monitor FB and youtube....

saf - would that money and time allowed a few weeks in the sun, sigh. I usually give stuff to charity rather than have the hassle of ebay or posting.

fluffy - and this is why we still need feminism, that's all I can say about your dad's comments.

Hey TC

Nice to see you! Off to eat scrummy curry. Yum.

TC - i fancy coke erupting ones.

saf - i could try laxatives that would be very funny. I just need to not react. Almost ripped my mum's head off when they got here. It was raining and it took me a minute to hobble to door (my spd plays up when Ive been sitting in one position for a while), my mum's shouting through the door 'hurry up its raining!' and i said 'im bloody coming!' So I got a 'don't swear your language is terrible' type rant. I nearly turned round and said 'its my fucking house and i'll swear if i fucking want to' (btw my 5 year old was still in the car at this point so couldnt hear). Unfortunately im chicken shit so just contented myself with pulling faces behind her back

mouse - enjoy your curry.

re the money and ebay/nct I agree, but we've got so much stuff I think Ive got to try to recoup some costs, for instance we've got a m&p bouncy chair plus a massive aquarium swing plus a kick and play chair, plus a bumbo, plus 2 playmats etc etc. Problem of putting stuff in the cellar then forgetting we had it so buying it all again

right off to finish watching the donald sutherland invasion of the bodysnatchers,, well creepy. And Ive got tiramusi!!

D'ya know...> you might not be so far from the truth there TC..

I ahve to go to bed, I wish I had the energy to stay and chew the cud with you gorgeous lot. But my body needs to recline in a horizontal position.

G'night lovelies xx

aibu i know i am but just fed up - is one of the funiest threads ive read in ages. I think it might be saf and I am the 'Luise' discussed naturally

Bed calls xx

Night night ladies.

Time for my book and my warm snuggly bed.

See you tomorrow, sleep well.

xx

gmorning! I should see if there have been any updates to the sapphic 3some thread, shouldn't I? . It's hiliarious, but should my feminist ish principles be a bit cross with such an evident, probably male troll......