Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

Too late. We had that ages ago.

Bet he puts his toilet brush in the dishwasher as well

😱 Who does that?! Apart from Sir K, obvs.

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Does he have a penis beaker, too?

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He likes rich tea biscuits

@mnhq Can we have an election classics please?

He always nicks the last Rolo.

Oh yes. 🙏

Have ever read the many toilet brush threads on here? They're very entertaining.
Even more than the current don't vote Labour we'll return to prehistoric times threads.
(the above was actually a recent and genuine claim)

I prefer the Bronze Age myself.

He doesn't feed the cat at the exact time the cat is expecting it. 🐈

Believe it or not its come up a few times on here over the years

He once said ‘holibobs’

I'm off to look some old threads up!

He doesn't squeeze out the kitchen sponge so it's full of manky wanted every time.

Water obvs.

He's declared it what about all those that have taken stuff and not declared it? Nothing to be seen here! Move along....

I’ve worked for the same local authority for 26 years - we can accept gifts but we have to run it past management first and declare them

You can guarantee he does and I bet he also uses it to as a drinking glass, utter bastard

No that's one of the Tory party that once famously claimed for biscuits l!

It's one of the perks of being in government, all the freebie's

He picks his toe fluff and stacks it in a little pile on the coffee table of an evening.

I'm deeply concerned that he was penis beaker man.

He has a dressing gown of doom and wears it regularly