Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

He thinks Twilight is the best love story ever told

FWIW I don’t think Starmer is a saint

How disappointing - I thought he was put on this earth to "serve the country."

Ooh, surely you can understand why the interpretation of your original post has been received that way? It did sound like it was having a pop, otherwise it would have been more balanced and pointed out that Starmer hasn't really done anything wrong here, especially when compared to others.

I guess that is why there have been no further posts from you?

He cheats at Wordle.

He thinks that Ross and Rachel were definitely on a break.

😂

🤣

Not sure this thread is going the way the OP wanted - am loving the “Keir thinks/does …” cracks. Needs their whole thread akin to Chuck Norris jokes.

As you were!

He hogs the remote.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/keir-starmer-expenses-chauffeur-driven-car-b2319779.html

He calls the driver Derek, no matter what his or her name is.

Fuck him then. I'm out <flounces>

I've also heard he prefers cats to dogs.

He thinks pineapple on pizza is the best

He thinks that newsreaders ought to enunciate more.

He leaves shaving stubble in the sink.

But the answer wouldn't be different because it couldn't be different. Same rules apply to everyone.

Loads of Tories have had tens/hundreds of thousands of freebies and declared them. I posted upthread that Raab has had £300k of freebies. Even Caroline Lucas has had £29K worth of freebies. None of them have broken any rules.

That's it. I'm voting Reform UK Ltd.

He thought Oppenheimer was too long and a bit confusing.

AND he was #TeamKen.

Never change Clav. We would miss your linky, spammy, righty-wing posts.

You know it makes sense. Like the Conservatives, they really understand what a woman is. A second class citizen.

AND he was #TeamKen.

He leaves the lid off the toothpaste

But did he have to get a code to see Taylor Swift

He once admired Ken Livingstone's newts.