Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

It shouldn't be allowed. As a civil servant we are not allowed to accept gifts from customers.

His favourite dinner is liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

He once left his charity shop donation outside the shop when it was closed.
And it was raining.

He hangs his washing out overnight so it gets darked and spiders rub their willies on it.

IYKYK.

😂

He parks outside his neighbours house

he turns up at his relatives uninvited

he cycles in the middle of the road

🤢🤮

When he was a child, he used to tell the shopkeeper he had 20 penny sweets in the bag but really he had 21

He once put the wrong bin out to confuse the neighbours

He thinks about Romans.

Champagne (socialist) flute obviously 🙄

😂

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Oh do be quiet Tory HQ
The fucking hypocrisy is unreal!

Rich Tea is his favourite biscuit

He considers coloured pebbles to be an acceptable part of interior design.

Nooo! Say thank you! This thread is genius. I'd forgotten about spider willies

He doesn’t reciprocate play dates

It's actually really funny how desperate they've been this week 🤣!

I'm going to be drinking sooo much socialist champagne this weekend!🥂🥂🥂🥂🌹🌹🌹🌹

His side hustle is Brian from Hull

I heard he says that just to pretend he is one of the plebs. In reality it is Bath Olivers all the way.

He laughed when Bambi's mum died

Me too! As soon as we get that exit poll!

Do you have a link for that?

If not it didn't happen.