To think the UK will become a barren, post-apocalyptic, dystopian, hell-scape if Labour win?

[Fiftypencepiece]

AIBU to be worried that within 2-3 years of a Labour victory, the UK will become a barren, post-apocalyptic, dystopian hell-scape?

Kier Starmer seems like a mad, leftist radical to me. It starts with VAT on school fees but where does it end???

I’m also really concerned that the imminent collapse of civilisation will have a big impact on house prices, and leave us in negative equity.

Anyone else?

This would also be bad for house prices.

It'll be fine if you're a decent earner middle class style with a gate on your drive.

If you're working class and you've seen the world about you changing already, it's only going to get worse.

Think vat is being punted just not openly, due to the negative impacr on state,

I’m more concerned that the imminent collapse of civilisation will mean CFs will think its ok to park on my drive. Im not sure I will have stockpilled enough wine to have a cheeky few drinks so I can't move my car and block them in.

gosh i hope so. I have already stockpiled ridiculous shoes and eyelashes. Boy I'm going to have egg on my face if we don't.

A change is as good as a rest...

The only way out is through…what??

Don’t leave us hanging, Brumhilda.

Through…the looking glass? Hallucinogens and high tea for everyone!

Through…the keyhole? Judgey Bostonian drawl pushes us all to aspire to live in a house like this.

Through…the wringer? Well, that ones’s been sorted thanks to the Tory fuckwits.

No- just you. I'm actually concerned this will happen if we stay with the conservatives. We are already losing our libraries and museums. Our hospitals and schools are almost wrung out to nothing. High house prices aren't a good thing, the conservatives pumped them high for their own financial gains, it has actually been an awful thing for the country.

Starmer is not left wing 🤣 He's centre right

Been at the magic mushrooms @Fiftypencepiece?

Nothing has been sorted by the Tory fuckwits any more than anything has ever been sorted by the Labour fuckwits before them.

The way thinks will play out will be independent of whoever is in Downing Street pretending to make decisions.

Jeezo. As opposed to the barren, post-apocalyptic, dystopian hell-scape we are already in….?

Oh I've just got the sarcasm 🫣

Not sure why you’re worrying about house prices when your house is going to be requisitioned and given to an Albanian. 😭

You forgot to mention a male relative or two (BIL or step son or nephew) who are big earners but are going to retire/ move abroad/ cut their hours by 50%. Please frame this inexplicitly as a threat.

I actually think that the amount of anti dog posts on here is because when my cat walks over my keyboard, he is actually mastering chat gtp to infiltrate mumsnet and bring down dogs!

No.

Ah! Sarcasm.

Of all the dystopian futures, I think I’m most ok with being enslaved by cats.

Eh?

Wild DEI initiatives will roam the land!

Have you got your tin hat, nuclear fall out shelter and six months of rations sorted yet?

Watch out it's going to be a tough ride ...

It's like that now @Fiftypencepiece

... running to the shops to stockpile bog roll...

lol you mean it isn’t already after 14 years of the tories ruining everything?!

Which is why I'll be leaving the country on the morning of 5th July to go to Saudi Arabia where the income tax is a reasonable 0%. The kids will stay at Eton and we may visit when we come back for Wimbledon, if Keir hasn't cancelled it because tennis isn't woke enough.