Who is the most annoying tv cook/chef?

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I'm convinced it's Sophie Dahl.

I'm currently suffering sitting through an episode of her show and I already want to ram a kitchen implement somewhere that will be painful and unpleasant for her.

She talks the biggest load of waffle ever. And if she mentions her holiday in Martha's Vineyard once more I'm going to hurl myself or possibly just the tv out of the nearest window.

Your nominations please.

And now she's reading poetry ffs.

Delia Smith.

It's all the sibilant s's.

Listen to her bang on about asparagus and sausages and it will drive yer mad.

Plus her food is so damn boring.

Also Nigel Slater. Now I love and adore his books - he writes so brilliantly. But on telly he is like an Alan Bennett charicature.

Sorry, but Jamie Oliver gets right on my nerves

delia can't say hummous. Who-oo-moose. Wtf?

"Let's be 'avin ya!" ha!

dahl's a nob.

Nigella Lawson - for her extreme smugness and all the mountains of butter and cream in the food.

Does anyone else feel uncomfortable at seeing someone eat an entire caramel crossaint pudding in bed? Maybe it's just because I had binge eating issues, but her attitude to food makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.

don't mind jamie. He's good with people on his america and jamie does series. Unlike ramsey, who was a national embarrasment when he did the india programmes. Though i wouldn't say no. Bad moonface.

Big Cock Little Cock.

Ainsley Harriott.....susie salt and percy pepper....what am I, age 7 ffs?

Delia irritates me, esp when she says add the x to join the y as if they are about to have a get together.

Gary Rhodes used to really get on my wick, he was too primpy and fussy and used to handle all the food like a small kitten in a really precious way.

My fave were the 2 Fat Ladies. Would never cook their stuff, but they were a joy to watch.

Heston Blumenthal every time.

USed to be Gary Rhodes.

I am glad I do not wash up after them.

Anthony Worral Thomp- whatsit (all he needs is another T name) and his arch nemesis Gordon Ramsey (it's not big and it's not funny)

ainsley harriot,i fancy heston.

Gary Rhodes, definitely. Which is a shame, as I quite like the look of some of his food.

I do agree that it is completely wrong that Nigella can eat the way that she does, and still retain that figure.

Rachel Allen.

Nigella's a pig, she really is. I don't find her annoying, and I like her programs because her recipes are so simple and nice, but by God is she greedy. Do people actually wake up in the middle of the night to wolf down cold food from the fridge?

definitely Ainsley for the Sally Salt thing and also Sophie Dahl for just about everything.

There was this one episode where she woke up for a "snack" and made herself some sickly looking dessert thing with a strawberry sauce (made in a blender, in the middle of the night ) soaked in bread. Honestly, couldn't she have a biscuit or something like a normal person.

They all annoy me these days TBH. I can only watch HFW and Heston these days. I used to be able to cope with like everyone except Gary and Ainsley.

Isn't Gordon just the most annoying twat ever?? He has that kind of face that you would never tire of kicking!

I really like Jamie and HFW.

megapixels - I think you're referring to the donut French toast where she fries a piece of bread, dredges it in sugar then covers it in strawberry sauce at in the middle of the night

Yes yes yes, that's the one flibberti!

Ohhhh nooooooo - I'm thinking how nice that would taste!! Helpppppp!

Gordon Ramsay. Tosser.

omg, how could i forget Burton-f*%¿ing-Race. What a twat.