Who is the most annoying tv cook/chef?

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I'm convinced it's Sophie Dahl.

I'm currently suffering sitting through an episode of her show and I already want to ram a kitchen implement somewhere that will be painful and unpleasant for her.

She talks the biggest load of waffle ever. And if she mentions her holiday in Martha's Vineyard once more I'm going to hurl myself or possibly just the tv out of the nearest window.

Your nominations please.

And james martin who i resent for being from yorkshire, like me, and stupid, not like me.

Yes burton- race , lets hope he never returns to our screens .and his annoying wife and kids too.

I'm sorry. I'm not normally this bitchy... Don't know what's come over me!

Gary Rhodes or Anthony whatshisname.

Without doubt Sophie Dahl.

Oh I felt desperately sorry for John Twunt Race's family and wife ( she's left him now hasn't she? ). He is truly awful.

I like to watch James Martin with the sound down.

Urgh! taffeta how could you! His accent's about the only thing he's got going for him.

Gordon Ramsey, hands down!

Ainsley Harriet

moonfacemama - I am sure he has a lovely accent, its the content I object to. He has a jolly nice rear though.

1.Worrel Thompson
2.Gary Rhodes
3.Sophie Dahl
4.Nigella

well i'm glad someone manages to get some use out of him taffeta!

Sophie Dahl.

I'm so glad her show (our license fees pay for all sorts of nepotism) has been axed.

I am probably sick minded, and has priobably got to do with remnants of teenage food issues, but I cannot see Nigella wolf all that food without thinking she would also wolf a bar of ex lax and/or chuck it all afterwards.

Gary Rhodes is a first class tit.

Nigella. I have a bit of a girl-crush on her, and her food is fab, but for God's sake! That's an ice cream, not a cock!

Nigel Slater. I hate him. He's such a wanker. I loathe the whole "I'm so smug because I've got a garden," malarkey he goes on with. Twit. And the way he touches food. And the way he speaks. Everything about him, in fact.

Lol Esme. Have you read any of his books though? They are really good. He is just excrutitaing to watch.

Nigel Slater is such a disappointment. i love his writing, but could die of cringe watching him on the telly.

almost all of them are irritating in one way or another. i do heart heston though.

Oh, yes, Nigel bitching about how jealous he is of his friends' allotment then he walks out into his massive garden.

Wanker.

Personally I can't stand Heston either. Stop fucking around with food, buy yourself a chemistry set and make something I'd actually want to eat,snail porridge doesn't count.

nigel slater, he's too reverential about the food, that's the word i was looking for.

Getorfmoiland, I do actually have one of his books, which i bought before I ever saw him on telly. There's a lovely recipe for trout in it.

But he's still a tosspot.

YY to Heston, too. He's so up his own arse I'm sure one day he'll cook his innards and serve them with a sprig of thyme.

Sophia Dahl, pretentious self absorbed nonsense.
Nigel, too wanky by far, sometimes I think he might come while he's stirring a sauce or something.