Who is the most annoying tv cook/chef?

[LetThereBeRock]

I'm convinced it's Sophie Dahl.

I'm currently suffering sitting through an episode of her show and I already want to ram a kitchen implement somewhere that will be painful and unpleasant for her.

She talks the biggest load of waffle ever. And if she mentions her holiday in Martha's Vineyard once more I'm going to hurl myself or possibly just the tv out of the nearest window.

Your nominations please.

No mention of Master Chef...do I take it that no one has an issue with Greg or John?

By the way, I CANNOT watch Delia. Her books are fine. Her telly isn't.

I loved Floyd and like rick Stein.

anthony worrall thompson-pompous and offensive to the eye
brian turner-thinks he's obv a great cook because he's from yorshire
john burton race-little man syndrome
john torode & greg wallace-vile,vile,vile
i also think that nigel slater can't hack it on tv which is a huge shame as his books are so fab

i have a crush on don't mind john torrode
and keith floyd was fantastic.

ooh just thought of another couple....lol my claws are sharp tonight
jean christophe novelli
and does anybody remember the name of that ghastly sycophantic woman who'd outrageously flirt with him on that good food channel?
ewww i loathed that programme exh watched it religiously every night
oh and the woman who presented that programme too

I would like a threesome with John Torrode and the other geezer

Christ and I haven't even had a drink - why do I think such thoughts?

Hah, had forgotten about burton-race man. I must admit I laughed when his wife sold his restaurant whilst he was in the jungle - he had been shagging a younger woman and his wife was, justifiably, pissed off

getorf - i can't begin to imagine? the other geezer!

rick stein's a bit too effete for my liking.

Getorf [shocked]

I think torrode might be more interested in the other fella

Wallace is clearly his gimp.

Whatshisname - Greg something, the one he is on masterchef with.

I know the one you mean! Gimp is prob right!

tamasin day lewis!!

Rick Stein went off with a young bit of skirt didn't he? After his wife devoted years to building up his business. Niiiice.

He always strikes me as needy.

Stein's lovely. Floyd was a god to me. Raymond is like a dad.

Blonde you are right, Turner is another national disgrace (PRY).

Marco pierre white? Leeds lad, quite tempting. Just ditch the head wear. Would give anthony bourdain the time of day too.

"Threeways dont get tougher than this"

Taking it back about stein ta taffeta

Tamasin day lewis is really annoying blonde, yes.

So are the two fat hairy stupid bikers.

Who's the Irish one that's on after Saturday kitchen? I can't bear her.

Rachel Allen, Staines??

what's so irritating is that she sees herself as some kind of cool hip rock chick mom...eww and that awful mane of hair of hers too
don't mind si and dave actually tho

This thread is not bringing out my better qualities.

I think there have been some regional variations on the theme of underwhelming female too. Anjum something, and a chinese version.

I know he's not a chef but that james wong man is irritating. He doesn't even believe in his own shit!

Si and Dave seem nice - they are involved in a project that my organisation is managing and they have said they will do anything that we want

sell them to getotf

[shocked]

fwiw i don't dispute that they are nice. I just find them irritating. God i'm in for some karmic retribution.