So who feeds there dc's billy bear meat??

[bogie]

My auntie used to feed me this all the time after reading whats in it I would never give it to ds but at the deli counter 4 people in front of me bought it!
So who on here gets it?

I was in Tesco the other day and there was a family (mum, dad and young DD) and the mum shouted down the aisle to her DD 'I've found your Billy Bear Meat'........

and I thought, what would MN say!!!!

I can only imagine the excitement on the face of the 40 something IT techie who works across from me if I started eating chorizo... he caught a glimpse of my bra & breast the other day (I was taking my cardi off & forgot I had the pin/borrch thing through both vest top & cardi.. he spent the rest of the day pushing his penis down.. I can only imagine he's going through a dry patch at home

I'm loving the list of alternatives up the thread. what was it:

goats cheese
capers
little slivers of hand-smoked prosciutto or bresaola-
a little gorgonzola
home-caught mackerel pate studded with mushrooms

or summat like that. Yeah, all the things kids LOVE.

I knew a little girl who would ask for ham and pineapple pizza in a pizzeria and then pick all the pineapple off!

i really don't like jamie oliver, so i didn't watch it.

at mps sausage, i love a german sausage

lol wilfsell I thought that too

Oh, that veggie bacon is nice precisely because it's very like Frazzles. Makes a great sarnie. It is the only meat substitute I will touch with a bargepole - I'm veggie, I don't actually want to eat meat!

I'm not sure that's what your DH had in mind when he said 'eat me' morningpaper [rofl]

I know a 30 year old woman who always asks for lettuce in a salad... & always leaves it!!

It's not me

It's made from real bear faces you know.

ds eats ham sandwiches everyday,
not billy bear i hasten to add.

he wont eat, tuna, egg, cheese, peanut butter, humous, can't think of anything else

nope, bear testicles soupy, I told you

No, they simply slice the face. How else do you think they get the shape and features?

I knew a little girl who would ask for ham and pineapple pizza in a pizzeria and then pick all the pineapple off!

Nooooo edam.

Bleurgh.

Although, I do love Frazzles...

I refer you all to my prediction of 20:21:41

ew at the soggy frazzle, haven't had those for ages. I like a frazzle and and a scampi fry with gin and tonic.

so WHAT SHall i FEED him?

Ah yes. A bit of fake shellfish to go with your fake meat

Now, I like pork scratchings which are real animal bits covered with a coating of fake animal flavouring as far as I can tell

I have never eaten a pork scratching, is it true they can have hairs on them?

I've never experienced a hair. But I suppose it's quite possible.

You know thanks to this thread I now have cravings for luncheon meat with salad cream drizzled all over it.

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

apparently you can buy fake sushi now?never tried it though

omg WOS, highland toffee bars! Do they even exist anymore? I lost many a milktooth in their sticky clutches.

WWB, good for you. It's not everybody's dc who will eat pitta bread filled with salad and hummus. We eat a decent diet but I do take dd1 to mcd's occasionally. I like them and I would rather she was allowed to eat them every now and again with my supervision.

IMO teach them when they are young what is healthy food and a healthy diet,but still allow them to have so called junk food. This way it wont be such a novelty when parents aren't around to dictate what their children eat.

I challenge anyone to drive the length of the country as often as we do, crave a quick fix from burger king on the m6 and say to dd, no you can only have raw veg and fruit to eat.