Chicken hasn't decorated properly

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Hi guys,

I got the chicken out of the freezer last night and put it into the fridge and I've taken it out tonight (literally about 5 mins ago) and it's still frozen. I can feel it's hard on the inside and see some frost on the outside.

I usually don't have a problem when I take it out the night before.

I currently have it running under cold water but are there any other quicker ways to defrost it? This way usually takes around 20/25 mins and it's getting late.

I feel weird about using the microwave as it's heat and I hate the idea of the chicken cooking a bit before hand.

It's just two chicken breasts that will be covered in a marinade and going into the oven for 25 mins or so.

Thanks

@MostNamesAreTaken

YABU chickens always do a fowl job

Another

Probably not very experienced at decorating. I bet he was winging it.

I recently saw a youtube video, that featured a chicken climbing up a large wooden ladder, very very high ladder, this chicken would be good for painting the ceiling at least.

A typo? Aye right, hen.

Whatever you do, don't get in a flap about it.

Thermal vest, hot mug of tea and it'll need a very tall step latter.

Sorted.

Oh as soon as I read the title I knew MN wouldn’t let me down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing further to add but bravo to PP who said about Chick-A-Trade 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hope the chicken's not a quack. Definitely don't pay the chicken until it comes back and does the job properly!

Sorry to hear that your chicken made a cock up of decorating. But finding a good chicken decorator is like finding hens teeth....

Thanks OP I am actually crying a little bit. Even DH laughed and he hates it when I read out threads to him!

It sounds like Mrs Chicken got too cocky and over-egged the pudding about her previous decorating eggsperience.

@PoodleKaboodle

I always use Chick-A-Trade for these situations to verify their credentials. Rookie mistake OP🐔

Mumsnet comment of the year.

Of course chickens are crap at decorating. Never hire someone who doesn't have opposable thumbs.

This has cheered me up no end. It's alright, chook. You didn't have spell chick henabled. Happens to the roost of us. You'll get ova it.

Obviously beyond its caponbilities OP.

@iklboo

This has cheered me up no end. It's alright, chook. You didn't have spell chick henabled. Happens to the roost of us. You'll get ova it.

Sounds like a right cock, your decorator

Your chicken obviously made a huge effort, but in the end just couldn't quite poulet off.

Maybe your chicken couldn’t cross the road to Beak & Q?

@Hugasauras

Really hoped this was about a chicken failing to properly decorate its henhouse

And me!

@ClariceQuiff

Your chicken obviously made a huge effort, but in the end just couldn't quite poulet off.

For the win

So, the chicken chickend out while decorating?
This is what Gretel would do: pre heat the oven to 180°C. Let the chicken check the temperature... push it into the oven, shut the door.tight
Then eat it about 90 minutes later!

Did the chook give you a cheep quote OP? Don't get in a flap about it. Just egg-sit the thread.

@PoodleKaboodle

I always use Chick-A-Trade for these situations to verify their credentials. Rookie mistake OP🐔

👏👏👏

@ClariceQuiff

Your chicken obviously made a huge effort, but in the end just couldn't quite poulet off.