Chicken hasn't decorated properly

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Hi guys,

I got the chicken out of the freezer last night and put it into the fridge and I've taken it out tonight (literally about 5 mins ago) and it's still frozen. I can feel it's hard on the inside and see some frost on the outside.

I usually don't have a problem when I take it out the night before.

I currently have it running under cold water but are there any other quicker ways to defrost it? This way usually takes around 20/25 mins and it's getting late.

I feel weird about using the microwave as it's heat and I hate the idea of the chicken cooking a bit before hand.

It's just two chicken breasts that will be covered in a marinade and going into the oven for 25 mins or so.

Thanks

@userlotsanumbers

I find sellotaping the paintbrush to their wings helps. Less down time while trying to pick the damn thing up over and over.

Howling 😂😂😂😂😭😭

A chicken can’t possibly decorate. It doesn’t have any thumbs.

Eggsactly what did you eggspect, OP - Leghorn Llewelyn-Bantam?

Just here for the comments 😂

🤣🤣🤣🐔🐔🐔 also just here for the comments

Yup as above, bad chicken fire it

Brilliant comments.

😂😂😂
Mums net at its finest.., love chickatrade. Thank you 😂😂

failing to decorate is definitely an LTB-rate offence

Oh, dear - was the decorating a bit of a cock up?

@SleepingStandingUp

So the chicken was too frozen to decorate? What room was it meant to work on? Hopefully not the kitchen, that's a bit sick.

I'd punish it by eating it.

Can you cut then in half and then cook them for longer?

This has made me laugh so much!! Exactly what I needed after a long day!

Stupid auto correct hahahaha

Some of these replies are very corny. mine included

Ive just come to stick my beak in...
Try Duck egg blue rather than eggshell ...

I'm imagining that 90s decor trend of rag painting for texture, only with a raw chicken for that dimpled fleshy effect.

What are you on about, I did a great decorating job

@ClariceQuiff

Oh, dear - was the decorating a bit of a cock up?

😂😂

I am HOWLING.

You are all amazing!

How did I not see the typo?

Best. Thread. Ever.

I don't think I've laughed this much in ages.

Update: fired the decorator. Found him to be a bit too clucky for my taste.

@PoodleKaboodle

I always use Chick-A-Trade for these situations to verify their credentials. Rookie mistake OP🐔

I spat my drink out 🤣🤣🤣

This thread has got all the yokes I was hoping for!

OP should've gone to Specsavers.

That's what you get for going into KFC and not B&Q.

@userlotsanumbers

I find sellotaping the paintbrush to their wings helps. Less down time while trying to pick the damn thing up over and over.

This 🤣

@PoodleKaboodle

I always use Chick-A-Trade for these situations to verify their credentials. Rookie mistake OP🐔

The best one 🤣🤣🤣

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YABU chickens always do a fowl job

@PoodleKaboodle

I always use Chick-A-Trade for these situations to verify their credentials. Rookie mistake OP🐔

God I wish you could 'like' posts on here.