QWent on another school outing today.All the kids had packed lunches.Oh my giddy aunt.......

[moondog]

Someone had a half litre of what I can only assume was anti freeze.
The place was awash in Muller lite cartons and meat substitutes.

There was even a......

...candyfloss machine on the coach?

sausage roll?

cheese stick thing?

Fruit Shoot ?

chocolate fountain?

packet of pork scratchings

Giant peperami?
Vacuum-packed deep-fried Mars bar?

giant tub of haribo........

Cheese dipper

that was my next one niceglasses!

Marina, you are having phallic fantasies. Calm down!

Greggs sausage roll?

cold macdonald

BigMac flavoured crisps?

I don't even know where to begin.
It was wall to wall shit (and that was just the adults)

What the fuck is that blue drink??????

Portable microwave like wot there is on National Express coaches and they all had those 1 minute microwavable sausages...........

Packet of lard? (make of that what you will Blu)

saveloy covered in hundreds and thousands?
Condensed milk sandwich?

one of those giant dummies made out of stick-of-rock stuff?

ii ponceily took sushi on our trip to paultoens park

Is the blue drink chartreuse, perhaps, or curacao?

Or were some poor child's tastebuds so debased it was trying to suck out the innards of cool-block?

In a long clear plastic bottle with black cap.

I took a big bag of cherries for me,dd and my niece and nephew and could hear them all saying 'Oh.
My. God. Look at how many cherries Auntie Moondog has!'When I offered them around they flinched,although one took one,whilst wearing the expression of a beaten dog.

lol at Poisson's sushi.

I used to take Korean noodles to work.
That seal;ed my reputation as lentil weaving loon.

blue drink? dunno!

I did Oldiemum.
Twice.
First thread I added to ce soir.

Tis indeed wondrous news.