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The Puddle!

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DreamySleepyBonfireNighty · 05/11/2012 20:57

Happy Bonfire Night!

OP posts:
snowtunesgirl · 28/11/2012 23:19

Shaky, I will slap the bitch for you. Angry

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 28/11/2012 23:24

Oooh Showy is now Snowy ! :)

ShakiestDude · 28/11/2012 23:31

Thank you everyone

As much as I would like to slap the bitch, I do not relish the thought of receiving my P45 just before Xmas Grin

How does this sound "thank you for calling boss. Occ health have referred me to their consultant, doctor, god, to assess my health and formulate my next phased return to work. My appointment is on 18th dec and I have been advised to withdraw from work until after Xmas. I with be in touch to following my consultant appointment you total bitch face, twatting, cunt, arsehole, wankbadger of a boss, many thanks, I will keep you informed twat""

Sorry, but the RAGE is still with me Grin

This was me at my appointment today Sad Sad Sad Angry Sad Angry Angry Angry Angry Sad and lots of tears.

This was the occ health nurse Hmm Confused Shock Angry Sad Angry Angry Angry

ShakiestDude · 28/11/2012 23:34

Ps I REFUSE to wear my Xmas name until December cos I haven't thought of one yet

ShakiestDude · 28/11/2012 23:36

I need to calm the fuck down, I don't DO anger, it's not my style.

Anyone got a punchbag?

ShakiestDude · 28/11/2012 23:38

Love your name change snow

StateofConfusion · 28/11/2012 23:42

Your allowed to have the rage, I'd be incandesent in your shoes.

I don't do christmas names anymore, I like being me, not that anyone knows me anyway but yknow. Depending on when dc3 arrives and if I have the time I may swap to StatehadababyYESlord, because ds has been singing that song and its stuck in my brain! Although dp thinks I should be StateofChristmasness.

snowtunesgirl · 28/11/2012 23:45

Aha, so you all finally noticed. Subtle eh? Wink

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 28/11/2012 23:48

My mustard Buggering heating and hot water has gone Angry

ShakiestDude · 28/11/2012 23:48

Thank you State although I am quite fond of StateHasBabyJesusState

We need to remind HQ to give us a song AGAIN!

How can you say that no one knows you when you have 2 threads in classics! Envy.

Your jizz stinking car thread was just awesome! Has OG had her baby yet?

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 28/11/2012 23:49

*bastard

Fecking phone!! Angry Angry

ShakiestDude · 28/11/2012 23:52

at mustard! That made me giggle.

Thank you Bonkey I luffs you, mwah!

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 00:02

Where is Tee ?
::is she ok?::

I hope she's not stranded on a batshit crazy thread somewhere again

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 00:11

I refuse to move out of the puddle tonight, I would probably tell some poor, unsuspecting person to fuck the fuck off and get myself banned.

Apologies for my potty mouth, I don't usually swear, but did I mention, I have RAGE

StateofConfusion · 29/11/2012 00:11

I don't know shaky I've not seen them around for a while, but tbh I'm in my own little world and waddle from car to house ignoring the world, or attempting to keep the dcs from puddles/getting in each other seats etc, I will have a nose about the next few days and remind dp too.

At this rate if it is a boy it will be Jesus, we had settled on a name but no less than 3 umm undesirable people shouted it in public in a matter of days and put me right off it :( dp hates my other favourite, we have a few likes but not loves, might need to meet this baby before choosing, who knows.

Hope your feeling calmer now.

Not seen Tee about...

StateofConfusion · 29/11/2012 00:15

You won't get banned for fuck the fuck off, just a message reminding you to play nice Grin but yes, stay in the puddle.

EmpressOfTheMadBoxOfFrogs · 29/11/2012 00:19

Swear as much as you like on that one, love, you're fully justified!

Quickest way to remind HQ about the song would be to report Shaky's post. I did it last time, do you want to do it this time, Mary State?

YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 29/11/2012 06:04

Thanks for worrying but after about 10, you can assume I am in bed! All you night owls!

Shaky I think you have a case for bullying. I'd take it to her boss/HR/Union. What a horrible thing to do. Enjoy the rest of your time off.

Very sneaky snowy! Grin

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 08:20

Well guess what!

The night my heating goes off = The first big frost in our area!

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 10:00

Good morning everyone,

Thank you all for putting up with my ranting last night. I feel much calmer this morning. I will take some deeps breathes, have another cup of tea and have a quiet day. I may even ignore the phone so I don't have to speak to bitch boss.

StateofConfusion · 29/11/2012 12:24

Well apparently I'm having a baby on the 19th December, HQ the clock is ticking... Grin

BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud · 29/11/2012 12:27

Shaky - you seriously, seriously, need to speak to your Union rep. What your boss has done is beyond comprehension.

Do not speak to her. She has set your condition back by her actions.

A simple email explaining that you are not fit enough to talk to her at present will suffice. State clearly that you will not be answering calls until you are in a better frame of mind.

Then, a short but to the point email/letter to her manager explaining what has happened and the impact of her lies on you RECOGNISED medical condition.

Then, speak to your Union rep and ask them to take the case over as you are not up to it.

You have been bullied, you are very vulnerable and you should never have been put in this position. There are laws in place to protect you under such circumstances. Your boss should not really be contacting you and putting pressure on you.

You have my complete sympathy, I have been in your position but ultimately my company were very supportive and followed procedure to the letter. I never once felt harrassed, bullied or under pressure to speak to them.

Please do not think she is allowed to do this to you. She needs to be reprimanded and appropriately trained as to how to deal with staff who are off sick and dealing with a challenging illness.

(((((hugs)))))

xx

snowtunesgirl · 29/11/2012 12:38

Absolutely what Brian said.

YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 29/11/2012 13:08

Exactly what Brian said.

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 13:31

Fantastic news State not long to go xxx

Thank you Brian. I think I will get in touch with my union and have a chat with them. I hate confrontation, I am such a wuss. Maybe that's why she can walk all over me. You are right, her lies and refusal to implement the plan has had a direct impact on my health, cost the NHS money by having me off sick, my caseload, who aren't seeing their proper midwife and the whole team who are having to cover my work. Maybe I should award her a medal for engineering such a spectacular fuck up.

I am a lot calmer today but feel really flat. I have got loads to do, the house is a tip but I just can't bring myself to do it today. I just want to curl in a ball and hide. How DARE she make me feel like this.

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