I may be the only person in the world who finds this amusing but if anyone wants to participate in this sort of game to combat post Christmas/NYE blues I’d be grateful. In the vein of the description of the Wizard of Oz which goes something like “young immigrant girl commits murder immediately on arrival and goes on to leave a trail of destruction with a trio of oddly assorted companions”.
To start us off: Seabiscuit - a horse does things, rather well actually.
Pirates of the Caribbean - people strangely fancy a criminal who is irrefutably incredibly smelly
Mary Poppins - a nanny does a job well