The Brexit Arms: Here it is! MERRY BREXIT!!!

[DustyDiamond]

We did it!!!

We saw off Jezbollah, Mao-ZeMcDonnell & Head-Girl Jo 🙌🙌🙌

✊🥀

We got Brexit! (...finally... 🙄)

The HoC is painted Blue for Brexit & it's oven ready 😍

Dominic Raab is looking sexier than ever & will be returning for my our viewing pleasure which is the BEST RESULT OF ALL! 🥰🥰

To the tune of Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody':

🎵 🎶 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

So we booted John & Jez & head-girl Jo-o-o
And we gave our vote to Bo-oris & co-o-o

We can GET THAT BREXIT DONE now...
We can start to hope again!
Now the Marxists have been consigned to the biiiiin

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

Now we’re laughing at the Corbyn Cult implo-o-ode
And we’re snorting as momentum start to fo-o-old...

Coz we’re on the Boris love train!
And it’s going full steam ahead!
How we CHEERED when all those seats flipped BLUE from re-e-ed

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Much festive cheer to all in the Arms!
🍾 🥂 🍻🍷

As ever, all are welcome - only one rule:

DON'T BE A TWAT!!

Note: I am a shit host, and not a patch on previous Landladies - I don't cook, I don't clean & I don't prepare drinks. I am a selfish bellend. If you want feeding, there's a microwave in back & a shop down the road. If you want drinks just help yourself 😘 - it's a free bar 🎉🥳🎈

A crams!! 😂😂😂 What a spelling burden I am on you all 🤣🤣

Screams.. Screams... Out to epic!!

Bold messaging even with clunking SpaG and typos is the way forward Raise

Searched all day and just found the big breath of fresh air and cheery bon homie. He may of course still turn out to be all talk but I am also an eternal optimist.

www.spectator.co.uk/2019/12/boris-johnson-perhaps-my-campaign-was-clunking-but-sometimes-clunking-is-what-you-need/

(It's not pay walled)

and together we’ll dream of Dominic Raab putting up... a straight shelf.

Thistimetomorrow - Dusty saw him first! And if she won't arm-wrestle you for the honour, I will!

Awww, Howabout, I'm looking forward to buying the Christmas Spectator tomorrow. It's an annual treat. So I tried very hard not to spoil it by clicking on the link.

I failed.

Singing I’m small but mighty. Nobody comes between me and my man putting up a straight shelf.
See you in the snug at 6 o’clock. 💪
Just to warn you I used to live next door to a very famous boxer. He taught me all I know 😂😂😂

Have fun at the works do, Bellini and see you back in the pub tomorrow hopefully.
Epic - don’t go, just stay on this nice friendly thread and ignore the others.
I hope whoever has been dishing out abuse on the eff you Boris threads gets banned - but I think mumsnet towers are probably in sympathy with the thread’s views.

🤣😂 Thistimetomorrow, are you sure about that? Really sure?

It's all academic, you know. Dusty was Special Forces...

The good news I forgot!

Steve bray is braying no more 😁😁😁

There's a crate of Stepsils on its way to him, marked "Compliments of the Brexit Arms".

Evening Comrades 🚩🌹🚩🌹🚩
Epic Sad to see you go, but needs must! You are one of the most fabulous, considerate and funny (your meme game is on point😂) people on mumsnet. The fact that they can't see your brilliance is their problem. Thanks for hunkering down in the trenches and for all the laughs and 🍹🍸🍹 and sashay away with your head held high 🥰😘
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fByTp_GE_RI

Special Forces you say. I wouldn’t begrudge a straight shelf to anyone who has served Queen and country. Raab’s all yours Dusty.
You’ve got me reminiscing now about my famous neighbour the boxer.
Very popular with the locals always inviting him in to feed him up on juicy steaks and chicken. You need your protein they’d say to keep your strength up.
Our days spent running through the fields to keep fitness levels up.
But like all things he eventually moved away. Onwards and upwards as they say.
I miss that dog so much!!!

Epic don’t leave it too long, here’s some goodies to keep you going 🍻🍷🍷

As always 🌹✊

Re the spectator article - BJ is so bloody optimistic isn't he?!
I'm really warming towards him more & more now - and I was disgruntled when he won the leadership campaign

I will actually take you out ThisTime

Not even joking

Dom has my scent sprayed all over him - he is UNAVAILABLE 🙄

He's just so pretty (in a manful way) 🥰🥰

Steve bray is braying no more 😁😁😁

🥳🥳🥳

Raab’s all yours Dusty.

Phew 😅! I thought there was going to be blood on the carpet. It's difficult enough sweeping up all the nut shells some evenings without that!

I've had an idea. Instead of going through a protracted and bitter leadership contest, Labour could cut straight to the chase.

Ask Hugh Grant. Apparently, every single candidate he publicly supported for election lost. So whoever he picks should just accept that the Curse of Hugh has struck them down and then he can pick the next one, and the next one, and the next one.

Last Man or Woman Standing wins.

Saves time. Saves every candidate knocking seven bells out of each other in front of the country. Cheap, easy to administer, and it will be 100% guaranteed to be the most winning choice.

You've done the noble thing ThisTime - there's plenty of Raab's prime rump to go round though & I'm feeling generous... 😘

Steve bray is braying no more

Ask Hugh Grant. Apparently, every single candidate he publicly supported for election lost

😂😂😂

Ask Hugh Grant

sashay away

Omg you are a RuPaul fan too!!

Hilarious!

What a chipper lot.

Dusty he's very positive.

Like I said I see him like a toddler excited by the world. He seems to have a great team around him.
He's just a breath of fresh air after May and Corbyn!!

I would never have voted leave if I didn't feel enthusiastic and positive about it, so for me I'm very much appreciating his stance... He is also educated!!

Enjoyed the Spectator article howabout thanks for the link.

I have to say I'm tentatively beginning to feel a bit more confidence in Boris every day, but I'm only lending him my trust for now. Let's see how rest of week pans out. I'm really liking his positivity. I hope it's rubbing off on his new recruits.

Can I join you all in the Dominic Raab corner?

Hop on board the Raab Train Hospitality!

💪💪💪

Budge up then