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The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

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SingingLily · 08/12/2019 17:23

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

📋❓💙❤️💛⁉️💙‼️🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😀☹️😀☹️😧😱🙄😬🤥🤔🤕🗳

Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

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XingMing · 09/12/2019 21:37

Large gin please, if there's a landlady in tonight. Or have one with me. I'll stuff the notes under the till.

Walkingdeadfangirl · 09/12/2019 21:42

Who is kevin?

MeganBacon · 09/12/2019 21:45

Xing, I think that poster may be referring to Germany and if so, I can only say that our own experience of the German healthcare system is far less favourable. DH is German and has lived in UK since 2014 this time, previously from 2006 to 2010, Germany in between and for much of the time before although with stints in many other EU and non-EU countries. I have lived in Germany for four years in the 80's and 8 years in the noughties. We've lived/worked in other EU and non-EU countries too, not always together even when we were married.
He had healthcare through his employer has a list of healthcare failings to rival many of the stories we hear about the NHS. He had to wait 3 weeks for an appointment with an eye doctor (who he saw many times), he was prescribed blood pressure tablets for over 20 years without the doctor checking whether they were appropriate dosage (they weren't) and now has the eye problems in part because of that. He has an operation on his heel which the health insurance insisted was done without an overnight stay in spite of him having no-one at home to care for him and the recovery took years because of that - he is still angry whenever it is mentioned. He was also on blood thinners for decades without the dosage being checked - unheard of here. Since 2014 we've worked through these various health problems with our lovely NHS GP and he's in pretty good nick at the moment.
I am not for one second saying that the NHS doesn't need massive injection of funds - it clearly does. But these tales you hear about how much better things are in other countries are not everyone's experience, they are anecdotal.

DustyDiamond · 09/12/2019 21:46

FFS, I need pictures and memes! I've stopped the thread again. Or is there something worth watching on the TV?

😂😂

You haven't!!

It's interesting reading all the different musings from different posters 😍

DustyDiamond · 09/12/2019 21:47

FFS, I need pictures and memes! I've stopped the thread again. Or is there something worth watching on the TV?

😂😂

You haven't!!

It's interesting reading all the different musings from different posters 😍

DustyDiamond · 09/12/2019 21:55

I have however created a pic inspired by previous post by Lily earlier today...

The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?
Walkingdeadfangirl · 09/12/2019 21:58

Will Champagne be nationalised under Labour? because its very unfair that I cant afford it and rich people can!

DustyDiamond · 09/12/2019 22:04

The champagne will only be available in Panem

I'll probs be in district 12 😟

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 09/12/2019 22:07

Tomorrow, a fully costed new manifesto pledge!

Free champagne and piled high rubbish for everyone!!!! Yaaaaas!

🍾 🍾 🍾

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

ListeningQuietly · 09/12/2019 22:10

Champagne is protected by the EU
stick to English sparkling wine
www.laithwaites.co.uk/product/Windsor-Great-Park-Vineyard-2015/2359415

XingMing · 09/12/2019 22:13

Thanks meganbacon. Very useful to have a counter-anecdote for balance.

Does the landlady have champagne here or only cider? I do hope there's some chilling in case we have a landslide. I'd really like to be a champagne socialist. I bet their wives do dressage, not deliveries.

XingMing · 09/12/2019 22:17

Or our local product, much lauded in top-notch restaurants round here: Camel Valley Sparkling wines.

DustyDiamond · 09/12/2019 22:26

Just seen this!

A-may-zing 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

twitter.com/borisjohnson/status/1204152954934177792

DustyDiamond · 09/12/2019 22:27

Especially off the back of the Hugh Grant stuff - I proper lol'd watching it

Inspired! 😂😂😂

#ClassicDmitri

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 09/12/2019 22:36

Take that St Hugh! 😂😂😂😂😂

Fucking best thing I have seen all week! ACTUALLY. 😂

Yaaaaas!

Walkingdeadfangirl · 09/12/2019 22:40

OMG I have just been emailed that final election broadcast. Its brilliant, had me roflmao. Hugh Grant will be getting into his grave so he can turn.

Boris is great. LONG LIVE BORIS.

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 09/12/2019 22:44

I’m sure some salty brocialist will have fun sponged the b’jesus out of it by tomorrow, but for now, I will revel in its majesty! 😂🙌🙌

DustyDiamond · 09/12/2019 22:45

Hugh will be RAGING!!!
😂😂😂😂

MeganBacon · 09/12/2019 22:48

That is absolutely brilliant.

SingingLily · 09/12/2019 22:53

Evening, All,

I'm missing out again!!! I'd love to know what you're all going on about.

I can't watch the video till tomorrow because DH is asleep and he already grumbles I spend too much time in here. Doesn't he realise how demanding the hospitality trade is?

Camel Valley Sparkling Wine? We have cases of the stuff, laid in by a previous Landlady who clearly labelled it "Do Not Open Until 2300 hours GMT on 29 March 2016". I don't know why it's still there but it should be all right to drink. The cellar is a constant 6°C.

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 09/12/2019 22:55

Sneaky trip to the loo to watch it singing? It’s worth it! Lol 😂

SingingLily · 09/12/2019 22:57

Tempting, Epic, tempting, but he has ears like Jodrell Bank.

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Walkingdeadfangirl · 09/12/2019 22:58

SingingLily
The video is essentially a silent one, watch it with the sound off, its makes very little difference. Just imagine the background noise of silent night.

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 09/12/2019 22:58

“Tempting, Epic, tempting, but he has ears like Jodrell Bank.”

😂😂😂

SingingLily · 09/12/2019 22:58

You're a star, Walking.

Back in a moment.

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