The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

[SingingLily]

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

I’ll take anything that’s enough to keep out Corbyn Monoxide.

Bless him, I did consider lying him on the floor of the school waiting area and taking a photo, to make some spurious political point, but alas, it seemed wildly inappropriate as he is actually really poorly

Talk nicely, argue thoughtfully, don't pass along every shred of twaddle

Oh dear.

Zing! You don't 'engage, debate, whatever' in here!

How 'post truth' do you need to be?

You all agree with each other! Nothing wrong with that, if that's what comforts you, but please don't imagine this is a hot bed of debate!

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Sorry, briefly scrolled back through 25 odd posts and saw no 'debate'.

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#nodebate

Now where have I heard that before... 🤔

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Ok, given this sorry show a brief chance- tho I was warned what I'd find but seriously I wasn't expecting to be so disappointed so quickly.

Why are you feigning surprise?

You know exactly why people don't want to engage with you on these threads

You were relentless with nasty abuse at me on previous threads - why would I engage with you now?

You have done similar to others as well

Has to be noted, another popular thread is posting poetry and reflection.

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Yeah, pack fat and all that

Unë tani jam një kult - kaq krenar që jam gjallë - do t'ju njoftoj së shpejti rregullat e kultit; por e sigurt për të thënë tani - se Godo gjë shkon.

What time does STFU officially start please?

Dear oh dear, I leave you lot to your own devices for a few hours and come back to a load of deleted posts. Now I will never be able to appreciate Miljea's wit.

The disappointment.

Pimms for the passing trade 🥃🥃🥃. And I must remind you of the pub rule "eschew goadery". If you are unable to do so, then as my role model would say, "Oy! If you want a barney, Take It Outside!!!"

A lemsip for NotAngelina and the usual drinks for the regulars.