The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

[SingingLily]

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

Sorry I seem to have changed her surname but you all know who I mean

Ooh no, Angelic, but here's a large 🍷 for you.

I hate pointless small talk with people I’m not keen on, is it like that? 😬

A bit like some threads on MN then

Happy Anniversary, Epic, and many more of them. Here's hoping 2020 will be a better year for you. 🥂

I’ve seen her called worse from the ‘kinder gentler politics’ types Angelic, I wouldn’t fret! 😉😂

I saw it Angelic; it's got its own thread already. The usual suspects are calling for her 'biased' head!

Happy Anniversary Epic

I'm off out tonight to my usual dance class, it's the last one of the term so we're having a little party afterwards. I'm planning on having a few drinks to help me get a good night's sleep!

“Happy Anniversary, Epic, and many more of them. Here's hoping 2020 will be a better year for you. 🥂”

Thank you, I’m hoping it will be a better one for all of us, god knows we all need it! 🙌 a good friend of mine from Uni has had a rubbish year too, so am hoping the same for her. 🥂

“I'm off out tonight to my usual dance class, it's the last one of the term so we're having a little party afterwards. I'm planning on having a few drinks to help me get a good night's sleep!”

Sounds fun! Enjoy!

Evening all - a beer for me in a bottle please landlady. I don't think I can bear to be entirely sober until we get through the next 36 hours!

I bet you they do know a bit about the postal votes as she says, so let's hope tomorrow's voting also goes the same way.

Love Wiltshire, especially the northern parts and the downs

I can see the ridge of Salisbury Plain from the back bedroom. The only downside is that we live in an RAF low-flying training zone and regularly get buzzed by Chinooks. Once I could see them on the far horizon dropping tanks from cargo planes onto Salisbury Plain.

Never a dull moment round here.

“Evening all - a beer for me in a bottle please landlady. I don't think I can bear to be entirely sober until we get through the next 36 hours!”

🍻 🥴 😂

Bottle of beer for Twattage and whatever anyone else is having.

It's DH's chilli con carne for dinner tonight but now I can't stop thinking about a Big Mac.

capx.co/free-exchange-david-willetts-on-how-the-baby-boomers-took-their-childrens-future/?omhide=true&utm_source=CapX+briefing&utm_campaign=32789e7626-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_07_17_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b5017135a0-32789e7626-241906829

Apologies for ugly link, but this is interesting on the post election thinking that needs to start soon.

“The only downside is that we live in an RAF low-flying training zone and regularly get buzzed by Chinooks.”

I’m a secret chinook fan girl. Love those crazy double rotored beasts! Choog-a choog-a choog-a! love the sound 😂 (sad bastard me)

...and admiring the new curtains which the shop measured wrong, so are four inches too short. I was so relieved it wasn't my measurements

Who did the measuring, Xing? It wasn't Diane moonlighting, was it?

I’m a secret chinook fan girl. My youngest DS is in the RAF and works on Chinooks

It wasn't Diane moonlighting, was it? Where's she been for the whole campaign?

“I’m a secret chinook fan girl. My youngest DS is in the RAF and works on Chinooks”

😍😍😍😍😍

My youngest DS is in the RAF and works on Chinooks

I'll give him a wave next time he buzzes our house, Limer

Oh, and I'll tell him to ring home.

“Oh, and I'll tell him to ring home.”

“3 Rings”... 🤙 ☎️ 👂

“3 Rings”... 🤙 ☎️ 👂 Ha ha, those were the days!

Feminism board discussion....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3766380-Jeremy-Corbyn-comments-on-GRA-Pink-News-Q-A

OMG! We still do Three Rings! I make my DSis do it when she has to drive home from ours (a couple of hours away on the M4). She thinks I'm quite mad. Tbf, she might have a point.

Interested to know how you can verify postal ballots if they're face down

How can you verify something you can't see?!

Not interested enough to want to interact with someone who uses the wanky emoji in polite conversation though

That face is the most irritating emoji in MN usage

It's such a sneery thing

Happy anniversary Epic!! 🥳

I was in Wiltshire for a brief while!

That was the year the kids did 3 schools in one year coz the RAF saw fit to move me twice in 12 months 🙄🙄🙄

My youngest DS is in the RAF and works on Chinooks

😍😍😍

I never did helicopters but I love the chinooks!

Have had a go ramp riding on them at low level in the falklands once - was awesome!!