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Fuck you Boris Johnson

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ArseDarkly · 05/12/2019 20:42

Just for balance, y'know, during the election period Smile

Fuck you for the corrupt racist lying bastard you are. I know you don't give a shit about our country - our laws, our democracy, our standards. I know the NHS is on the table.

I know you will end up like Trump - disgraced and vilified.

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JolieOBrien · 15/12/2019 20:19

@ArseDarkly

This could be a song for Corbyn

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 20:46

Not at all, loathing a bastard like Johnson is as natural as breathing to me. Funny how it matters so much to you though isn't it? I mean, why would you care about someone's puny anger against your great leader?

But you clearly do and that makes me very happy, knowing i'm under your scaly skins Grin

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yolofish · 15/12/2019 20:57

arse Grin

I find it really completely impossible to see what anyone could possibly admire in Johnson.

Is it his looks? his reliablity? his trustworthiness? the fact that he's apparently not guilty of domestic abuse? the fact that he is not racist or homophobic (because it's all just irony innit)? he's got a rescue dog?

I mean, honestly WHAT in the words of Mrs Merton first attracted you to the millionaire Boris Johnson?

tenredthings · 15/12/2019 21:00

all this anger against Boris must be exhausting ...........

Au contraire it's actually great to have such an odious, self serving elite idiot to direct anger at.

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 21:21

It's true - he literally has not got a single redeeming feature Shock

Apparently zombies and humbugs find him charming but I think that says a lot more about them than him!

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chatongris · 15/12/2019 21:24

he literally has not got a single redeeming feature

He's not as slimy as Gove.

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 21:31

I find him more slimy actually, I can just imagine him sliming in on some woman or some rich type that he wants to use. Gives me the massive creeps.

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yolofish · 15/12/2019 21:50

Gove is a different kind of slimy though. He knows he has zero physical appeal (because doesnt have the shagger history) so he just has to slime.

Johnson thinks he is god's gift to everyone and believes it is right to have that.

Hard to choose which one you'd slap down first really.

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 22:09

Hmm..I think I find Gove oily rather than slimy. Grin

He's more intelligent that Johnson but, yeah, equally detestable

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JolieOBrien · 16/12/2019 06:55

Michael Gove is very intelligent and comes from very humble beginnings... so he is self made.

This thread is full of hate and extremely boring ... but I like to see what Arsey is posting next so I shall continue to read it lol

DustyDiamond · 16/12/2019 08:09

I quite like Gove 🤷🏻‍♀️

ArseDarkly · 16/12/2019 11:37

This thread is full of hate and extremely boring ... but I like to see what Arsey is posting next so I shall continue to read it lol

Hilarious - admit it, you just can't bear the fact that anyone in the world doesn't agree with you.

Also - the extremely boring bits are all yours so feel free to read and not post. N

Not that I mind you posting since, as previously noted, each post is a fresh FUCK YOU to Johnson! Smile

However, if you're enjoying yourself feel free to continue to warm the lump of stone that serves as your goblin 'heart'

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yolofish · 16/12/2019 11:39

To FUCK YOU Johnson I would like to add a heartfelt FUCK YOU to un-Priti Patel, a woman who has ice in her veins.

ArseDarkly · 16/12/2019 11:51

I highly doubt she's got veins Yolo and if she has they're probably full of someone else's blood.

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ArseDarkly · 16/12/2019 11:54

Michael Gove is very intelligent and comes from very humble beginnings... so he is self made

He was adopted by a couple of lefty losers who gave him all the love, care and financial support needed that enabled him to succeed in life and go to University. So he was not 'self-made'. He is bloody awful but nowhere near as horrible as Johnson

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zonkin · 16/12/2019 12:00

It's all very well shouting about it, but what are you actually going to do about it?

yolofish · 16/12/2019 12:00

Michael Gove is very intelligent yeah, but he married Sarah Vine, so that's got to be another mark against him!

ArseDarkly · 16/12/2019 13:46

People still fall for this cobblers about someone being intelligent because they speak in a posh voice and quote plato.

Gove is an arrogant smug git and there's nothing intelligent about that.

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CendrillonSings · 16/12/2019 14:25

Next comes the part where Arse tells us all about her glittering Oxbridge record and high-powered career at the top of the UK Government. Or not, as the case may be! Grin

MeganBacon · 16/12/2019 14:27

The point is the majority of the electorate, indisputably, decided he was the best on offer. So it's fair to assume they didn't focus on his much hyped negatives. I certainly didn't, I thought it was relatively trivial criticism compared to the political leanings of JC. There are people (most?) who will overlook womanising etc. because of his potential for positives - ability to manage people, get everyone working together, he's too confident to feel threatened by hiring very bright people and allowing them to excel at their jobs without continually interfering. He has access to the best depth of talent from which to pull together a cabinet. He sounds dithery but in fact will make decisions quickly and demonstrate belief in them which is a large part of pulling people with you. He generates enthusiasm. He does have natural leadership skill whether you like him or not.
So swear into the internet all you like if it makes you feel better but just as it didn't move the dial over the past three years, it's unlikely to help in future either.

yolofish · 16/12/2019 14:29

oh I think its fun and funny! love arse sense of humour - which is, after all, all we have left...

ArseDarkly · 16/12/2019 15:34

Bless your little cotton socks Yolo - we will band together and laff in their goblin faces and there's nothing they can do about it Grin

Fuck You Boris Johnson, you ignorant pig and FUCK YOU Dominic Cummings

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yolofish · 16/12/2019 16:31

ooh and FUCK YOU Dominic Raab!

DustyDiamond · 16/12/2019 17:08

ooh and FUCK YOU Dominic Raab!

😮

You've gone too far now guys

It's all been fun & games up to this point, but this is too much

Raab's a honey 😉

Fuck you Boris Johnson
yolofish · 16/12/2019 18:53

dustydiamond you can get help for that kind of issue you know?!

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