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Fuck you Boris Johnson

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ArseDarkly · 05/12/2019 20:42

Just for balance, y'know, during the election period Smile

Fuck you for the corrupt racist lying bastard you are. I know you don't give a shit about our country - our laws, our democracy, our standards. I know the NHS is on the table.

I know you will end up like Trump - disgraced and vilified.

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ilovetinsel · 15/12/2019 07:41
Crown Biscuit
Fuck you Boris Johnson
larrygrylls · 15/12/2019 12:54

The ignorance shown by both sides is quite frightening.

Will Brexit make as much difference as people think? Personally I really doubt it as we will end up being broadly aligned with Europe.

Tax wise, we had a choice between the Tories, who traditionally would be considered left of centre based on tax rates and priorities and Labour who are slightly further left, excepting some totally barmy policies on share confiscation and a top rate tax rate of 57%.

Both parties want further tax breaks for the lower paid and no more tax in the traditional’middle’ classes. And no one knows how to touch the ethereal top 0.1-1% who are systematically milking the system, but well advised and can choose how to ‘take’ their earnings.

So you are left with a choice of unedifying characters, a charming liar (my choice) or a jealous hypocritical private school educated racist.

At least we got the lesser of two evils.

CendrillonSings · 15/12/2019 13:45

This is bloody spectacular: GrinGrinGrin

www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/corbyn-to-reflect-on-what-pss-off-you-beardy-red-twat-could-possibly-mean-20191213191793

JEREMY Corbyn has announced that he and Labour are in a ‘process of reflection’ on what voters mean by telling him to ‘pss off’.*

Corbyn said: “I’ve always said how important it is to listen to ordinary voters. It’s just that ‘Shove your 70s bullsht up your ase sideways’ isn’t easily understood.

“So, for the next few months, we’ll be unpacking statements like ‘we hate you’, ‘this is all your fault’ and the short, pithy ‘get fked’ and trying to make sense of them.

“I will also, during this process of reflection, ensure that my hard-left colleagues tighten their stranglehold on the party and decide my replacement because who better? The Blairites? No thank you.

“I still think ‘Go and die, Obi Wan Fknuts’ could well mean ‘your manifesto is hugely popular and you’re the man for us’. If given the correct Marxist reading.”

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 14:06

Nothing to do with the abject lying, cheating soul-destroying Boris Johnson, who can fuck right off -

A great big cake of joy and colour in the sour, life-denying face of all Tory zombies and humbugs!

Eat up humans and we'll get through somehow - we always have
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Xenia · 15/12/2019 15:03

That is at heart fairly accurate about Labour's consideration of the message from voters. Labour keeps thinking it knows much better than voters what is good for them - it is big state, paternalistic controlling and the British public rejected it.

I know when people lose it is very upsetting for those who put a lot of usually good well meaning effort into the losing cause. I voted remain and we lost. However there comes a point when you have to move on, let the anger go as it damages the person - best to try not to think about it in that sense and just think about why the Labour message did not persuade voters.

Xenia · 15/12/2019 15:04

Labout could have voted through the perfectly reasonable withdrawal agreement which was essentially Mrs May's 3 year hard negotiated deal with the EU with a few BJ tweaks. It was even basicaly Labour policy - customs union etc but Labour decided to put partry before country, annoy brexit voters and got exactly what most expected - loss in the polls.

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 15:08

Thanks for your contributions Xenia - each one is a big FUCK YOU to Boris fucking Johnson. Keep 'em coming!

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ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 15:14

And for every Fuck You contributed, I will match with more of mine - now that's an irresistible bargain for all you Tories Grin

Fuck you Boris Johnson
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CendrillonSings · 15/12/2019 15:22

It’s as good a way to spend the next five years in opposition as anything else, I guess - I mean, you’ll need something to keep you busy now that socialism is toast and your champion’s been exposed as a deluded fool! Grin

DustyDiamond · 15/12/2019 15:53

each one is a big FUCK YOU to Boris fucking Johnson

And he's wallowing like a pig in shit in each one of those FUCK YOU seats which flipped to Blue & delivered him a stonking majority 🙌

A special thank you goes to the vicious & vitriolic Corbyn outriders who helped deliver the Tory win
You guys rock! ✊🥀🙌

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 15:55

Poor ole Cendrillon, just can't keep away...looks like we're the only people you've got - and we can't stand you either! Sad

Fuck you Boris Johnson
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ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 16:00

Oops, Sorry Cendrillon, I forgot your free Fuck You Boris Johnson!

Fuck you Boris Johnson
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CendrillonSings · 15/12/2019 17:02

Thanks, Arse! I think you're right to see Jeremy's outstanding achievements for the pure genius they are! Grin

@Maomentum

To be fair to Jeremy, in just four years he has taken us from a party that had lost two elections and was out of power for 5 years to a party that has lost four elections, will be out of power for at least 14 years and is being investigated over institutional anti-Semitism.

RaiseaGlasstoFreedom · 15/12/2019 17:13

Cendrilon

Why not come to the arms and get those drinks waiting for you behind the bar!! 🍷🍷🍷🍷 Come and celebrate the joyful win with us. Grin

InfiniteSheldon · 15/12/2019 17:19

Go go bojo go they don't like it up 'em

HarePark · 15/12/2019 18:23

No point inviting Cendrillon to the manky old Arms, it doesn't want to celebrate, it can only hate. What a bore Sad

InfiniteSheldon · 15/12/2019 18:31

Jezbollah 'lost 3 times times on the trot' is my favourite thing to come out of this

ArseDarkly · 15/12/2019 18:45

Great song! You're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart but Boris Johnson!

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XingMing · 15/12/2019 18:52

The Arms is actually rather more welcoming to dissenters than this thread. We just ask you to be polite and use reasons when you post. Statistics, properly footnoted from reputable sources, are smiled upon.

RaiseaGlasstoFreedom · 15/12/2019 18:54

Arse I know you like balance can you find the Johnny rotten, fuck you corbyn, I am jew clip?

4cats2kids · 15/12/2019 18:56

Saw in the mail that Boris is going to ‘review’ the licence fee. So, shutting up the most impartial news provider we have, a good thing or a descent into fascism? People thought Corbyn was dangerous, why can’t they see through Boris?

DustyDiamond · 15/12/2019 19:11

No point inviting Cendrillon to the manky old Arms, it doesn't want to celebrate, it can only hate. What a bore

😂😂😂😂😂😂

How many namechanges can a gal make in a single evening?!

It's a puzzler!

DustyDiamond · 15/12/2019 19:13

can you find the Johnny rotten, fuck you corbyn, I am jew clip?

Happy to oblige Raise (in case Arse can't find it...!)

mobile.twitter.com/ritapanahi/status/1205215144470401024

JolieOBrien · 15/12/2019 20:13

@ArseDarkly

all this anger against Boris must be exhausting ...........

JolieOBrien · 15/12/2019 20:16

@ArseDarkly

I prefer this song by Harry Nilsson

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