Westminstenders: Arse about Face

[RedToothBrush]

Everything about Brexit seems to have been done wrongly.

Setting red lines to rule out a compromise

The attempt to use executive power to trigger A50, that resulted in a court case

Triggering A50 before knowing what the UK wanted

Agreeing to the backstop before any Tory MP understood the GFA

Appointing a Brexit minister before checking he understood where Dover was.

May going on about NI and pissing off the DUP before they were just about to climb down.

Having a Meaningless Vote repeatedly with a gun to head.

Contempt of Parliament and just general fucking up.

Tonight, 3 days before we were due to leave the HoC finally sat down to decide what Brexit outcomes they thought would be a good idea - more than 2years after that should have happened.

And we now we are told the meaningful vote might be may even more meaningless by being wrapped up in the illusive Withdrawal Agreement Implimentation Bill.

Farce doesn't even cover it.

Anyway Indicative Vote results incoming in approx 15 mins.

I've been tensely bored for months now!

Pmk

I didn't get a lot of sleep at all.

DS is still really not OK. So another long night ahead. He's refusing clothes and food. I think he's considering auditioning for the role of gollum. With snot.

You know it's bad when ice cream bribery is failing.

Just when I think I know what's going on ...... and I'm not even asleep.

It's a times like this you really appreciate the person who invented the mute button.

FFS - why is anyone (i.e. some idiot on sky news) claiming that it isn't over with the DUP support?! They will not negotiate on the union. That has been obvious to even the most casual observer since the beginning.

The government seem to have assumed that they could hold their nerve and everyone else will blink. But everyone else means what they bloody say and tories are the ones doing rather dramatic u-turns.

Thanks red. Hello all

Pmk

Not muting Mark D'arcy and Dr Ruth Fox.❤️ them

RTB, that's rubbish for DS. If he's refusing ice cream, is he still at least accepting water?

Sounds tough for you all. Sending you and chocolate and invisible strength!

Surely the DUP are just hanging out for more money?
They'll vote with May for the right price.

PMK thanks Red

Olbas oil helps although I'm sure thats not news to anyone but I've only recently discovered it

Hope your ds feels more like himself soon Red

So Boris Johnson will feeling pretty foolish if May's deals fails to get indicative votes this evening. Which direction does he go from there?

pmk

Someone pointed out earlier that we took 7 years to plan for the Olympics, which is a better point than WW2.

Pmk

PMk if we can have a whip round for a train ticket then I really don't mind going to HoC and coughing, sputtering and snotting over a few of the self serving tossers.

PMK

Poor boy, Red. I hope he bounces back soon.

Dare I ask how the house sale etc is going?!

PMK.

Just been watching Sesame Street singing about leaded paint (in the USA).
Is it night time yet?

Still here. Still confused. LO still full of germs and hot.
Sending all the poorly ones healthy vibes.

Are y'all following this page by the way
its the best antidote to the HoC there is
www.facebook.com/britainbitesbackofficial/

red refusing ice cream!!? Poor lamb (and poor you!)