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[surferjet]

Only 1 rule.
No c&p posts a mile long, they’re just boring & no one reads them.
Keep it short, sweet, & to the point.

Peace & Love ❤️🇬🇧❤️

Beezer, suffragette, I'm not English and I'm a bit child of Empire, but I can hum the tune. Anything for my place in the Cross and Frothy.

"yes to James O’Brian"

I agree. I think he's great. Glad to find some common ground, Surfer.

You do know IKEA is (whispers quietly) foreign?
What you need is EMPIRE furniture and utility clothing as worn (uncomfortably) after 1945.

Hasenstein

If you can listen to James O’Brien for longer than 5 mins without pulling out your own eyeballs I can only conclude you are as smug and condescending as he is...

Henry the 8th powers? Who cares!

The meatballs from the USA glow in the dark and will never deteriorate however long you leave them on a plate.

Excellent! 10Shills spouts about sovereignty, but laughs at Henry VIII powers!

You couldn't make it up!

Who cares about sovereignty when it involves history!

LIGHT HEARTED AND NORMAL means no history lessons.

None.

Nada.

No sir.

My dinner has gone down now so...

Is an OED some sort of contraception?

Cardinal - back for another round of your trolling I see...

Is ‘shill’ The Worst Insult in your middle class knitting circle perchance?

I can think of worse words. Traitor for instance. Self-interested europhile (admittedly a phrase more than a word but no less apt).

Custard! Will there be custard? I wasn't told about custard, is there a custard allowance or can we have as much as we want.....

Being 'lashed with custard' sounds a bit odd too. I hope it is the 'old' recipe from the 1950's truly YELLOW and only a bit radioactive.

Anyway, we need some Quitling music:

How about

Or

Or maybe

How about one for a ?

If that all fails then I guess we just have to

Treeza is certainly not going to get Barnier to say

And we won't be hearing anything like when we crash out!

We're more likely to end up with

Desperately calling for to come and rescue us...

And of course proper BRITISH dripping on toast with LOADS of salt, and spotted dick, or is that a medical complaint?