The Brexit Arms. For all those who like a good drink, a good flounce, & a bit of trickery.

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Pull up a chair & relax......

I like the new cocktail bar mines a Pink Pepper Negroni please

Coming up 🍹

Hellooo!

Good last post from the temp landlady before she dropped the mic like a boss

Think she needs to take the pub over. I've spent the last hour defending the house of Fraser Christmas advert on chat

pokes head round bar door I'm a non drinking Brexiteer and I'm delurking. Can I come and sit in the corner?

Of course.

( Crikey.....do we get lurkers? )

< puts lipstick on >

Yes I'm a lurker and you've smudged a bit

Evening all. G&T please.
Hope all the remainers have gone to the other pub down the road..the Remoaners Return.
Whose face is on the dart board?

Here or there?

Cooooo-eeeey!
All cosy, M'loves?
Blue lagoon please.

Drinks coming up girlies, & yes, we need a new picture for the dartboard - any suggestions?

Someone's ass, for a change?

Junker's

No, not Junker, red Tooth Brush

I know its a bit retro but how about .........Bob Geldof.

Now now

I was going to suggest geldof too.

RTB is ok. I hold a hope that she'll see the light in the end, that's she's wavering instead of havering

Ok, Geldof

Ass or face? (Or can anyone tell the difference?)

Red is my girl crush

Agree with Geldof.

When I was a kid my uncle took me to see the BTR at a festival in Scotland when Paula Yates was his GF. We were right in front of the stage and she was beside us. Years later, in London, my bosses kids were at school with their kids - the stories! But if we are talking about girl crushes, she was mine for ages.

I quite liked the BTR's - but then he turned into a complete wanker & has been one ever since.