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Original poster

Boobs...aren't they great?

246 replies

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 12:19

If I had proper ones, I'd never leave the house!

OP posts:
fairyfly · 03/08/2006 23:47

It's f all like being down the pub unless you're deranged.

Hattie05 · 03/08/2006 23:58

Franny it 'was' meant tongue in cheek.

[sigh] get outta the mens room anyway if you've got boobs we aint allowed in!

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 04/08/2006 00:25

I'm not saying that ladies aren't allowed in, just can't be doing with people getting all arsey about a lighthearted thread.

It's supposed to be a place to chat - just like a pub or wherever people mix / socialise.

cataloguequeen · 04/08/2006 00:32

Cocks...aren't they weird looking and have you looked closely at bollocks???they move constantly without stimulation!!fffrreeaakky!!!

If I had a real one I'd wank till the novelty wore off!!

Skribble · 04/08/2006 00:33

OP had me picturing Happydaddy looking forlonly down at his flat chest cupping his hands round his imaginary and not existant boobs. Didn't for a second think of benny hill . LOL funny I don't wan't a willy of my own, no thanks, to wrinkly.

Wonder what all the dads on here and at home think when we go on a drool session about brad pitt and the entire male cast of lost complete with pics .

cataloguequeen · 04/08/2006 00:38

really don't want one either skribb for the same reason & a fanjolina is much tidier!!... too much fiddling for my liking!!

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 04/08/2006 00:38

Exactly

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 04/08/2006 00:40

My "Exactly" was meant to be b4 the fanjolina comment!!

PS Had to ask DW what a fanjolina was - not Miss Jolie it would appear!

thewomanwhothoughtshewasahat · 04/08/2006 00:43

boobs aren't they great - not offensive
boobs aren't they great, shame about the women - offensive
hooooge difference.
I think boobs are great too.

Latipsoh · 04/08/2006 00:45

PMSL at "hordes of admiring fluffies"

ROFLMFAO at Fairfly "My god, i have conversations with my boyfriend about his cock, i then don't get confused and email hd asking if he has no pants on."

Am soooooooo going to nominate it for quote of the week.

I have no objection to talk of boobies, tits, norks, jugs, jubblies, bristols, breasts, melons, etc. I object to out and out lecherous PERVERTS though

Having been on the receiving end of sexual harrassment, so the comment about being perved over at work being no problem do make me wince.

Hey ho.

fairyfly · 04/08/2006 01:02

I'm sorry for not letting this go, yes all your dh's love boobs, shock, amazement, imagine that. Who would have thought it.

But..........do all of your husbands go onto websites and start threads about them? Mainly female orientated websites. Would you be supportive of it or would you think it was a tad innaproriate and start a thread crying on here?

Yes men look at me now and again, i don't have a problem with that. I'm not flattered by it, i'm flattered when they have a conversation and get to know me and enjoy my company.

Yes breasts feed and are lovely and men talk about them and call them womble snouts and we all giggle.

If it's suppossed to be like the pub in here how do you think it would go down of hd walked into a wine bar, walked up to a group of ladies and said
" Boobs aren't they great?"

He would get bloody escorted of the premises, unless of course he was incredibly good looking which half of you probably think he is using your imaginations.

I have chatted with blokes about things before, i understand they check us out, i just think sometimes they should know when to zip it.

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 04/08/2006 01:16

The point is that this is the MEN'S ROOM. A place for men to chat. If a lady eavesdrops on a conversation between men it isn't the same as one of them walking up to her and saying "Ohh boobies - aren't they great?"

fairyfly · 04/08/2006 01:20

Oh shit sorry, now i get it, i'm eavesdropping in the mens room in the pub, how very very ignorant of me, i will leave you to your private MENS ROOM.

Nutter.

handlemecarefully · 04/08/2006 08:37

It's not wwwh who is the nutter

handlemecarefully · 04/08/2006 08:38

Best stay off the sauce next time, eh?

fairyfly · 04/08/2006 09:03

Sorry hmc, are you saying i was drunk?

FrannyandZooey · 04/08/2006 09:49

Bloody hell, a fight between hmc and ff, now that would be worth watching

Greensleeves · 04/08/2006 09:57
Xena · 04/08/2006 10:21

My DH wouldn't be able to resist posting a thread like this on mumsnet
Thats why I wouldn't want him to be a member

tweetysbloke · 08/08/2006 09:48

Can i just add..boobs are great, and im privileged to know a great pair, dont i sugar?(shhh...see if shes reading....)..

fairyfly · 08/08/2006 09:55

Thanks Treacle

mullingitover · 10/08/2006 14:05

lol at HD... I am PMSL at this thread.
I'm not offended at all, its only the same as some of the threads that women make in relation to men! Lighten up!

HD - you emailing OO asking about her bra did make me smile!!!

ameli · 12/08/2006 18:56

my new boss at work, blatently stares at my boobs, feel like saying something to him as it pisses me off! surely he knows i have seen him? they are not enormous,but a respectable 32d cup..i think im quite modest at work in theway i dress...feel like slapping him every time he does it...like hello i do have a head and other body parts....

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 14/08/2006 15:22

Say something then, like "do you mind?". If it bothers you that much, you can always ask someone else to say something. Or go to HR.

OP posts:
Iklboo · 14/08/2006 15:37

I'd stop the conversation with him and look down at my norks as well. Let him know you've seen him looking. If he really pisses you off, go to HR like Happydaddy says. The perv (your boss - not Happydaddy)