Someone's blocked my garage door

[VeniVidiWeeWee]

WIBU to call 101?

Just push it onto the road and let the council or police deal with it.

Have you checked if it’s taxed and MOTed? Block it in and see if anyone knocks to be let out, or maybe let down the tyres… 🤔

Sell it on eBay.

Can't comment without a diagram

Take the hand brake off.

Thanks for this

Have you checked to see if anyone is inside? Maybe they would like a cup of tea?

Police. Now.

Paint it a prettier colour and use it as a hot tub

LTB

Have you not got penguin bollards?

@OverByYer

Paint it a prettier colour and use it as a hot tub

How do you have sex in a tank?

Cover it in naice ham

I saw a hack on YouTube where some had a metal pole and placed it behind the rear wheel, then levered the car forwards to move it.

Maybe that would work???

Absolute Tank-ers !

I hate to think what that would do to penguin bollards.

Have you a brother that could dress in a Superman suit and be ravishingly splendid and shouty?

Can you bounce it out of the way?

But if someone is inside they've got access to a heavy machine gun and the main canon. I'm worried they may scratch the garage door, (DP has only just finished painting it).

Leave a note on the windscreen.

Time to get all your ducks in a row
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The tank won by someone on eBay who isn't the op ..

Feed it a greggs sausage roll and a blackcurrant fruitshoot.

How do you have sex in a tank?
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Only six?

@VeniVidiWeeWee

But if someone is inside they've got access to a heavy machine gun and the main canon. I'm worried they may scratch the garage door, (DP has only just finished painting it).

Sorry to point out the obvious OP but the gun does not point at your garage door. I think you need to get a grip.