Someone's blocked my garage door

[VeniVidiWeeWee]

WIBU to call 101?

Camouflage it OP. Pretend it isnt there.

I thin it's Tank Girl

I’m jealous, I want a tank. DH bought me a tank driving activity once, it was fab.

@Cakeofdoom

Bloke round the road from me has exactly this tank on his drive...not a wind up !!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ffs it's been a hard year, just let them park there. It's hardly inconveniencing you and you just sound a bit petty tbh.

Hope you had a carvery or two for dinner.....

@Cakeofdoom

Bloke round the road from me has exactly this tank on his drive...not a wind up !!

Somewhere near Bristol?

There wasn’t anywhere else to park, and he’ll be back in a minute before he goes to Lineker’s Bar. There’s a party, dontcha know?

@AngryWhompingWillow it will out me...but fuck it..I will tomorrow 😂

Oh shit, it's mine! I parked it in the wrong drive.

@VeniVidiWeeWee. No in Hampshire, he's just upgraded from a smaller one... .

Grow a spine, call up the Ministry of Defence and demand to speak to Ben Wallace, the Queen or the higher level General currently on duty. Do not allow them to put them on hold. Threaten to go to the press then, put up a thread on MN about CFers at Weddings to attract the Daily Mail Journalists lurking here that you wish to get in touch. Refuse to admit you have a DH problem even though he was the one who said his mate could park it there and kip in it for the next month. Then paint it pink and formally declare war on the feminist section of MN for daring to post outside its boundaries with anything containing the word 'woman'.

[quote Cakeofdoom]@AngryWhompingWillow it will out me...but fuck it..I will tomorrow 😂[/quote]

Ooooooh, I can't wait!

You need to stay indoors , with Sean Bean ( your DB) and watch cf through your binoculars.
Don't make any attempt to let them go, whatsoever, else your thread might go on, and on, and on......

Just pop a note on the windscreen
( Or knit / crochet a lovely cover?)
I'm.sure they will " tank" you for it...........

Ask a passing rugby team to move it for you.

@FortunaMajor

You should cover it up and forget it's there.

Are those post-its? That’s definitely what you should do OP. Cover it in really sticky post if notes.

Tank you very much for this thread!

Is your MIL inside it?
You don’t have a Mil problem, you have a DH problem.

@beinglikedisoverrated

Just pop a note on the windscreen ( Or knit / crochet a lovely cover?) I'm.sure they will " tank" you for it...........

Yes, crochet a tank top for it.

Have you lifted up the flap to see if there's a fit soldier in there? Just stick a note on saying you'll be back in 5 mins then go and enjoy good old carvery and some wine 😜

Cling film it
or being the army - get a few beer cans & clunk them together squaddies will come out for that

@atlastifoundit

Can you fill the gun barrel with yorkshire pudding batter?

🤣🤣🤣

get DH to block it in with his car when he arrives home from work. Then both of you drop some acid so you're not fit to drive. It will be hysterical.

Lol, TBH this is just as believable as many of the other parking threads.