Someone's blocked my garage door

[VeniVidiWeeWee]

WIBU to call 101?

@SoupDragon

How do you have sex in a tank? **

Only six?

That is about as much as I can take. Literally. Did you mean to be so rude?

You should cover it up and forget it's there.

Don’t worry, it’s getting darked on now. SPIDER WILLIES.

Well, it’s going to get darked on!

Could you maybe dig a moat around it?

@VeniVidiWeeWee

WIBU to call 101?

Made me LOL that did. I came on here about to go on a rant, and say 'FFS NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!'

And then when I opened the thread, it made me laugh.

No, but the recoli might be bad.

How did you not hear a bloody tank being parked OP.

Thanks for the laugh though!

Or even recoil.

Call the Forestry Commission.

Please please please can I borrow this to stop CF's parking across my drive!

Seriously though @VeniVidiWeeWee you sound unhinged. Are you on glue? Do you have comprehension problems? Are you normally THIS obtuse. Educate yourself seriously. FFS, I am literally shaking right now!

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Call the bank and cancel the cheque.

Does a tank have a shelf for ''The beaker'' if he's in for the night?

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?

The driver is probably a doctor dealing with a life or death emergency. BE KIND. I despair of humanity.

It looks to be leaking oil. Ring the closest Army base and see if they've lost one, then make them steam clean the driveway.

Is that a bottle of prosecco on the fender? Some Army lads probably took it for a spin.

@HyacynthBucket

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?

😂😂😂

Hyacinth has got your number @VeniVidiWeeWee

You're busted. We all know you're well jell of the intensely fascinating and riveting 'locked parking' threads..

Lean on it a bit to set the alarm off.

Stick a potato in the end of the big gun so when they fire at you it will backfire on them.

Sod calling 101. It’s on private land. What about something like this?

@HyacynthBucket

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?

@VeniVidiWeeWee

Nope. But if you're going to start a fake parking thread it might as well be obviously fake.

😬😬😬

Ooooh you're braver than me, saying that! 😂

Can you fill the gun barrel with yorkshire pudding batter?

Bloke round the road from me has exactly this tank on his drive...not a wind up !!

@HyacynthBucket

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?

I think we should all make it out life's mission to knock the aforementioned off the top spot and put Tank Man (or woman) there.

Try crotcheting a throw in some pretty pastels. Or maybe substitute meat with quinoa.
Don't use Worcestershire Sauce as it has anchovies in it.
Or just open the gate ( dare I say it) and let them out.