Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Creative writing

Whether you enjoy writing sci-fi, fantasy or fiction, join our Creative Writing forum to meet others who love to write.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

Someone's blocked my garage door

91 replies

VeniVidiWeeWee · 02/08/2021 22:13

WIBU to call 101?

Someone's blocked my garage door
OP posts:
Wheretobuy · 02/08/2021 22:43

@SoupDragon

How do you have sex in a tank? **

Only six?

That is about as much as I can take. Literally. Did you mean to be so rude?
FortunaMajor · 02/08/2021 22:45

You should cover it up and forget it's there.

Someone's blocked my garage door
AlexisRoseBoop · 02/08/2021 22:49

Don’t worry, it’s getting darked on now. SPIDER WILLIES.

DufferMum · 02/08/2021 22:50

Well, it’s going to get darked on!

LaChatte · 02/08/2021 22:50

Could you maybe dig a moat around it?

AngryWhompingWillow · 02/08/2021 22:53

@VeniVidiWeeWee

WIBU to call 101?
Grin

Made me LOL that did. I came on here about to go on a rant, and say 'FFS NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!' Angry

And then when I opened the thread, it made me laugh. Smile

VeniVidiWeeWee · 02/08/2021 22:53

No, but the recoli might be bad.

OP posts:
cazisalittlenuts · 02/08/2021 22:54

How did you not hear a bloody tank being parked OP.

Thanks for the laugh though!

VeniVidiWeeWee · 02/08/2021 22:54

Or even recoil.

OP posts:
dapsnotplimsolls · 02/08/2021 22:54

Call the Forestry Commission.

crowsfeet57 · 02/08/2021 22:54

Please please please can I borrow this to stop CF's parking across my drive!

AngryWhompingWillow · 02/08/2021 22:56

Seriously though @VeniVidiWeeWee you sound unhinged. Are you on glue? Do you have comprehension problems? Are you normally THIS obtuse. Educate yourself seriously. FFS, I am literally shaking right now! Angry

.Grin

Jossbow · 02/08/2021 22:56

Call the bank and cancel the cheque.

Does a tank have a shelf for ''The beaker'' if he's in for the night?

HyacynthBucket · 02/08/2021 22:58

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?

TriciaMcMillan · 02/08/2021 23:00

The driver is probably a doctor dealing with a life or death emergency. BE KIND. I despair of humanity.

MissConductUS · 02/08/2021 23:00

It looks to be leaking oil. Ring the closest Army base and see if they've lost one, then make them steam clean the driveway.

Is that a bottle of prosecco on the fender? Some Army lads probably took it for a spin.

AngryWhompingWillow · 02/08/2021 23:03

@HyacynthBucket

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?
😂😂😂

Hyacinth has got your number @VeniVidiWeeWee

You're busted. Grin We all know you're well jell of the intensely fascinating and riveting 'locked parking' threads.. Grin

VeniVidiWeeWee · 02/08/2021 23:04

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk guidelines.

Whatsnewpussyhat · 02/08/2021 23:05

Lean on it a bit to set the alarm off.

Stick a potato in the end of the big gun so when they fire at you it will backfire on them.

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/08/2021 23:09

Sod calling 101. It’s on private land. What about something like this?

Someone's blocked my garage door
Someone's blocked my garage door
AngryWhompingWillow · 02/08/2021 23:13

@HyacynthBucket

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?

@VeniVidiWeeWee

Nope. But if you're going to start a fake parking thread it might as well be obviously fake.

😬😬😬

Ooooh you're braver than me, saying that! 😂

atlastifoundit · 02/08/2021 23:15

Can you fill the gun barrel with yorkshire pudding batter?

Cakeofdoom · 02/08/2021 23:16

Bloke round the road from me has exactly this tank on his drive...not a wind up !!

Geamhradh · 02/08/2021 23:18

@HyacynthBucket

Are you attention seeking because you are jealous of Locked parking threads 1-4?
I think we should all make it out life's mission to knock the aforementioned off the top spot and put Tank Man (or woman) there.
DroopyClematis · 02/08/2021 23:20

Try crotcheting a throw in some pretty pastels. Or maybe substitute meat with quinoa.
Don't use Worcestershire Sauce as it has anchovies in it.
Or just open the gate ( dare I say it) and let them out.

Swipe left for the next trending thread