Another Press conference

[screwcovid]

By BJ this evening
I can't take much more agghhh

and yes Chris Whitty should be knighted, or made Baron of the Royal Slides or something.

@CoffeeMuggins

God, I am looking at the signer now. He is absolutely brilliant.

I love the one for Scotland.

And the one for bullshit.

@WoodenReindeer

Hmm. These graphs relate to..... delta / this graph is 2 weeks ago....

He's not feeling happy is he.

Nope..he is not

@the80sweregreat

How long does it take for the boosters to boost and kick into action ?

By 7 days for good protection.

summertimerolls I thought the exact same thing 😊

The signer is stealing the show!

Chris whitty laying it down on the Tele box. Take note antivaxxers. You're going to hospital if you're not careful.

@herecomesthsun

My husband thought Boris was segueing into Churchill-speak, we're going to jab them on the beaches, etc.

Churchill the nodding dog?

Where is it on?

@ArblemarzipanTFruitcake

The signer is stealing the show!

He did make me laugh when he signed the BSL for 'large spike'.

Whitty:
South Africa say it’s not so bad, but don’t listen to them, keep up the fear.

Remember last year:

“If you walk past someone in the street YOU WILL DIE”

“DEATH IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR”

“YOU WILL LOSE LOVED ONES”

@ArblemarzipanTFruitcake

The signer is stealing the show!

He is such a contrast to Chris Whitty's unemotional style.

@Suranjeep

Whitty: South Africa say it’s not so bad, but don’t listen to them, keep up the fear.

Remember last year:

“If you walk past someone in the street YOU WILL DIE”

“DEATH IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR”

“YOU WILL LOSE LOVED ONES”

Did you listen to his explanation at all.

@herecomesthsun it's like a beautiful dance

@Suranjeep

Whitty: South Africa say it’s not so bad, but don’t listen to them, keep up the fear.

Remember last year:

“If you walk past someone in the street YOU WILL DIE”

“DEATH IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR”

“YOU WILL LOSE LOVED ONES”

I remember that lots of people died last year, yes.

We have 150k deaths so far.

Is that not enough for you?

Thank you, Chris, for actually clarifying this whole thing with how mild this may or may not be. So sick of hearing the "but the south african doctor says...!!"

@ArblemarzipanTFruitcake

I love the grim expressions on the signer's face.

Probably thinking "of all the jobs they could have booked me for it had to be this one, ffs. And he can get to fuck if he thinks I'm going to sign any fucking waffly Latin words!"

@Suranjeep

Whitty: South Africa say it’s not so bad, but don’t listen to them, keep up the fear.

Remember last year:

“If you walk past someone in the street YOU WILL DIE”

“DEATH IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR”

“YOU WILL LOSE LOVED ONES”

Yeah you're totally right, I remember Chris Whitty saying those exact things word for word

@Suranjeep

Whitty: South Africa say it’s not so bad, but don’t listen to them, keep up the fear.

Remember last year:

“If you walk past someone in the street YOU WILL DIE”

“DEATH IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR”

“YOU WILL LOSE LOVED ONES”

Christ, did you even listen to him?!

Who here volunteers?

Making me consider it once dh stops work so he can do cc

with or of?

I remember that lots of people died last year, yes.

We have 150k deaths so far.

Is that not enough for you?

People always die.
150k died WITH covid not necessarily OF.
People have had enough of their lies. While we were locked down last year they were having parties. They were NOT SCARED, ask yourself why??

Please can someone explain what Chris meant when he said “if it halves then it will still double and then we’ll be back to where we were before”? (Or something similar to that)

It seems he was making a very important point but I got a bit lost at that point

(And this isn’t a piss take question, I really want to understand what he was explaining!)

Whitby most clear and Unequivocal I’ve ever seen him. Partic good at dealing with over analysis of some data and why that is and why that is dangerous. Helpful.

Well, was that it? Get boosted now.. Oh, and if you have other issues like cancer etc - just be patient.