Press Conference today Friday 15th Jan

[SophieB100]

The main man will be on stage around 5 pm.
Backing vocals provided by Whitty and Valance!

Enjoy

disappointing lack of polysyllabic vocab so far.

That would be the passenger locator form nobody’s bothering to look at on landing isn’t it?

Bozza looks like he's had a sneaky trim!

Kumquatsquash

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty

You're listening to advice from professor Chris Whitty

This is jam hot.

FFS

You'll have the young'uns scratching their heads, but that made me actually snort/lol in public.

scary bit about supermarket queues (finger wagging??)

Aargh am I missing it? Why didn't I get a notification? I can't seem to get the wesitr to work

@Kumquatsquash that great

whats he syaing havent got it on

and hows the hair

We’re going to make it fill in a passenger locator form, Wayne.

Cigarette lighter flicked and held high as I read MN....

Has anything important been announced

Real border closing? Only 11 months late...

all travel corridors shut. maybe brexit wasn't such a bad thing after all?

We can’t have the disease run riot in the younger generations. Bozo. It already is. 🙄

Travel "corridors" all closed - instead those arriving will have to hold a negative test to enter and submit to another after 5 days in quarantine

Good luck expecting that to be enforced ...

@Stovetopespresso

scary bit about supermarket queues (finger wagging??)

What did he say, please? Am not watching,

@Stovetopespresso

all travel corridors shut. maybe brexit wasn't such a bad thing after all?

France shut its borders to us before we left for over 48 hours. Brexshit makes no difference there.

Real border closing?

Afraid not ... see replies above

Only really the stuff about banning flights from S America announced yesterday, a,ong with insisting people have filled out the locator form before take off and quarantine for 10 days when they land.

We’re on to providing waffling answers to questions now.

@Puzzledandpissedoff

Travel "corridors" all closed - instead those arriving will have to hold a negative test to enter and submit to another after 5 days in quarantine

Good luck expecting that to be enforced ...

I wonder at what point people have to show initial test result - and how it’s set up

@tinselearedcow just that u can get it from standing too close in the queue or handling stuff while shopping, maybe not that scary but some kind of reminder or criticism intended there...

@MarshaBradyo those tests which are only 50% accurate

how wil the enforce quarantine

in oz you have to go to a hotel for 2 weeks and not move

Good question Libby. Why are we only closing the borders now?

[quote Stovetopespresso]@tinselearedcow just that u can get it from standing too close in the queue or handling stuff while shopping, maybe not that scary but some kind of reminder or criticism intended there...[/quote]
God yes it is absolutely supermarket queues that are keeping us in this mess and not the abject and utter failure of the track and trace system isn’t it

(Not directed at you stovetopespresso I know you are just the messenger )