Where the hell is Boris?

[Catmads]

London has been in tier 2 for two weeks today, rumors of move to tier 3.

Numerous other areas moving into tier 2 or 3.

Furlough ending tomorrow.

Surely there should have been some kind of update or announcement from this sorry excuse for a government?

All I could think of was Lorraine Kelly. I've had some horrible mental images...

Am I the only one who when I read the post about LK, Lorraine Kelly was the first person to pop into my head?

Lorraine Kelly and Boris😂😂😂😂

Getting his eyes checked out in Durham? Who knows? His disappeared again.

@MissyEllyPants phew... glad it wasn’t just me 😂

I think Lorraine Kelly would slap some sense in to him.

I don’t understand what anyone sees in him, he constantly looks like he’s woken up in a skip after a night out on cheap shots in the local Wetherspoons.

Christ I thought you meant Lorraine Kelly

It's a Friday so he's probably off somewhere doing fuck all. Same as any other day really.

Nancy, I don't understand how his managed to find all these women either.
He has a string of good looking intelligent women seemingly fall at his feet whilst always looking unkempt and a bit clueless most of the time anyway. His obviously very intelligent , but he should not be running the country. It's needs a completely different set of skills that Boris Johnson just lacks. It is a mystery as to what they all see in him ? It also puzzles me too.

80s maybe it’s a posh thing? Perhaps posh women like men that look like

Vagrants & slur and mumble like an old drunk? Although that’s another rumour isn’t it - bozo likes a booze

I guess so Nancy! The women I've seen him with in photos are obviously from well to do families and have money. I suppose' birds of a feather stick together' in those circles.

His obviously very intelligent

Is he? Really @the80sweregreat?

I don’t mean that rudely @the80sweregreat

I just cannot see an ounce of intelligence in Boris.

Can anyone?

I do believe his intelligent in an academic way but not clever enough to run the country. That's just my opinion!

No offense taken at all!

But many stupid people can pass exams. He’s not a professor is he?

He just got a degree. He was taught to pass exams at Eton. Not much cleverness involved in that.

He's been at Chequers most of this week. I know because it's about 5 minutes away from me and his motorcade has been going past my house en route. I was wondering if his partner and baby are there at the moment.

Sorry. I hate hate Boris.

And where the hell is he?

Boris is a bloody lazy, good for nothing, useless prime minister.

I'll stick by my academic intelligence. I don't know him or ever met him. Anyway, the daily mail have an exclusive : another lockdown is looming according to them!
Maybe his been sorting all this out?

Reported, ohthegoats. Do you normally use misogynistic language like that?

I think he'll turn up if there's any news about the Oxford vaccine.