Where the hell is Boris?

[Catmads]

London has been in tier 2 for two weeks today, rumors of move to tier 3.

Numerous other areas moving into tier 2 or 3.

Furlough ending tomorrow.

Surely there should have been some kind of update or announcement from this sorry excuse for a government?

[MissyEllyPants]

All I could think of was Lorraine Kelly. I've had some horrible mental images...

[Shootingstar2014]

Am I the only one who when I read the post about LK, Lorraine Kelly was the first person to pop into my head?

[TheEmojiFormerlyKnownAsPrince]

Lorraine Kelly and Boris😂😂😂😂

[the80sweregreat]

Getting his eyes checked out in Durham? Who knows? His disappeared again.

[Shootingstar2014]

@MissyEllyPants phew... glad it wasn’t just me 😂

[nancy75]

I think Lorraine Kelly would slap some sense in to him.

I don’t understand what anyone sees in him, he constantly looks like he’s woken up in a skip after a night out on cheap shots in the local Wetherspoons.

[ssd]

Christ I thought you meant Lorraine Kelly

[GhostsUpMePosts]

It's a Friday so he's probably off somewhere doing fuck all. Same as any other day really.

[the80sweregreat]

Nancy, I don't understand how his managed to find all these women either.
He has a string of good looking intelligent women seemingly fall at his feet whilst always looking unkempt and a bit clueless most of the time anyway. His obviously very intelligent , but he should not be running the country. It's needs a completely different set of skills that Boris Johnson just lacks. It is a mystery as to what they all see in him ? It also puzzles me too.

[nancy75]

80s maybe it’s a posh thing? Perhaps posh women like men that look like

[nancy75]

Vagrants & slur and mumble like an old drunk? Although that’s another rumour isn’t it - bozo likes a booze

[the80sweregreat]

I guess so Nancy! The women I've seen him with in photos are obviously from well to do families and have money. I suppose' birds of a feather stick together' in those circles.

[pontypridd]

His obviously very intelligent

Is he? Really @the80sweregreat?

[pontypridd]

I don’t mean that rudely @the80sweregreat

I just cannot see an ounce of intelligence in Boris.

Can anyone?

[the80sweregreat]

I do believe his intelligent in an academic way but not clever enough to run the country. That's just my opinion!

[the80sweregreat]

No offense taken at all!

[pontypridd]

But many stupid people can pass exams. He’s not a professor is he?

He just got a degree. He was taught to pass exams at Eton. Not much cleverness involved in that.

[babypossum]

He's been at Chequers most of this week. I know because it's about 5 minutes away from me and his motorcade has been going past my house en route. I was wondering if his partner and baby are there at the moment.

[pontypridd]

Sorry. I hate hate Boris.

And where the hell is he?

Boris is a bloody lazy, good for nothing, useless prime minister.

[the80sweregreat]

I'll stick by my academic intelligence. I don't know him or ever met him. Anyway, the daily mail have an exclusive : another lockdown is looming according to them!
Maybe his been sorting all this out?

[TheCountessofFitzdotterel]

Reported, ohthegoats. Do you normally use misogynistic language like that?

[TicTacTwo]

I think he'll turn up if there's any news about the Oxford vaccine.