10 villains breathing , 9 bbqs smoking, 8 online deliveries

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7 friends laughing
6 flaps bleached
5 covid masks
4 cool kids smoking
3 deadly hangovers
2 claps a' missin

And a partridge in a pear tree. Socially distancing of course.

Thread number something? Forgot to keep count.

That's why I have you murderous, despicable , flappy villains.

Went to a garden centre today! However we stood in the queue until we were close enough to read the list of what they didn't have (the things we wanted) then left.

So we went to a garden centre but didn't go in. In killing terms it feels a bit noncommittal

Gnome that's the epitome of killing.

Not essential? Check.

Kept others in a queue? Check.

Breathing in public? Check.

Left without anything, like a devil may care, ruthless serial killer? Check.

If you drove there too , you're on par with the AntiChrist.

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking we can do a group hex if you want!

I did see someone on another tgread complaining that they went to garden centre and it was busy. So busy she actually went in, then didn't buy anything. Got the distinct impression she felt eveeyone else should have stayed home so she could go. She apparently couldn't tell it was busy from the car park....or the queue.🤷‍♀️

I mean that is a very poor effort your part though. Couldn't you wander in and around and then not buy anything. 😁

Oh thank goodness! I was worried I had failed in some way!

Small domestic drama has just unfolded. The cat came in with KFC. This begs so many questions. Our nearest kfc is about 10 miles away and doesnt deliver. Did he get a lift? Did he rob someone? Who has leftover kfc?

Gmone i just snorted my coffee!

Rhyl?

Can I borrow your cat? I could kill for some KFC.

We are asking the cat if he can confirm the 11 different herbs and spices.

My cat used to randomly bring donuts home, whole, uneaten (if you disregard her carrying it in her mouth) sugar ring donuts. Not a clue where she got them from but it happened at least half a dozen times over the course of a few weeks. And a pork chop. But never KFC 😂

Someine stop me! I have had a 'Boost'ice cream - disapointing, a small bit of salted caramel choc and now i am eyeing up the salted popcorn as i cant have choc now!

Willow, STOP 🛑**

Crow wtf?
Do you two keep tigers or something going round scaring people into throwing thier food at them?

Crow
Wow you are stern! Ok😲😲😲

Sorry Willow, I put my stern parent voice on there.

Crow
Can you come use it on my ds1 tomorrow please? He had one job to do outside. Fecking one! Half arsed job done and left stuff outside. Still not redone it. I am going to be a cruel unreasonable parent and switch wifi off when i go to bed. You will probably hear him later🤣🤣🤣 Sick of his lazy arse attitude at times.

Willow funnily enough you're not the first person to ask me to come be stern with their DC! It's all the homeschooling I've done over the years, I've had to adopt a stern tone for when my kids zone out. I used it on a bank manager once, he looked like a naughty 7yo who'd just been told off by the time I left his office 😂

Willow your mistake was giving him one job. You should always give more, some really shitty , if they know shit is gonna go down if not done. Most kids/teen will pick the easiest ones(which are the ones u want them to do) and spend extra time and attention on them so they can justify why they didn't get to the shit one.

Crow 🤣🤣 poor guy! not

Princess genius must try that.😄

Sorry Crow am watching Odd Thomas so the popcorn won😶
dont put me on the naughty step

No naughty step for you Willow, otherwise I'd have to put myself on it too for the packet of choccy digestives I just demolished 😂

Glad your mood has improved penguins.
Little people are pretty awesome... the only issue is they grow up.

Is what happened still to recent to safely talk about?