I’ve just ordered 2kg, yes 2kg of sweets from Amazon!

[ShiftyOwl]

Usually I might grab a bag of sweets when I pop to the shops or fill the car up.
I’ve not eaten any sweets since mid March and so I’ve just ordered a mahoosive bulk bag of Chewy Sweets from Amazon.
What is wrong with me!
They are due to arrive on Friday, what’s the betting that they will be gone by Monday.......
We are a family of two.

Has anyone else ordered something that you would never ever ordinarily order?

I feel sick already and they’ve not arrived yet 😂

Damn you autocorrect .

@ShiftyOwl many thanks 😊 every single sweet 😱 I'd better start stockpiling toothpaste 😂

You'd be better off eating them in one weekend tbh.

It’s a fair point about the dentists though. Now is not a good time to get a cavity.

I’m as sure as I can be that my local sweet shop is a safe place to order sweets from though. It’s a small business and they’d go under if they started poisoning the locals with dodgy sweets.

OMG op they look like the chews I always buy on holiday, love them!! I can taste them now!
I'm going to the pet shop today for essential items as the dog has no food. but theres an M&S food opposite so would it be wrong to poo in there for essentials of bread and milk and a ton of percy pigs?!

I bought a load of multi packs of lollies and sweets in b and m. Things like drumstick lollies, Parma violets and little packs of haribos. They were selling them off after Easter really cheap. They were for the kids but must admit I ate quite a few 🙈. I prefer those type of sweets to chocolate. But need to be careful and watch my teeth these days! Especially at the moment with no dentists!

I really want to order a big pile of blackjacks and fruit salads now!

I ordered a kitchen blowtorch for some reason.

I'm going to the pet shop today for essential items as the dog has no food. but theres an M&S food opposite so would it be wrong to poo in there for essentials of bread and milk and a ton of percy pigs?!

The staff of pet shops may be tolerant of their canine customers lifting their legs but I really wouldn't try that in M&S.
(But sure, get some Percys along with the bread and milk)

@ErrolTheDragon what a typo!🤣🤣
I can assure you that I wont be defecating in M&S, but I will now be buying lots of sweeties!
I hadn't even thought about sweeties until I read this threat, I blame @ShiftyOwl

www.omgitsvegan.com/product-page/500g-vegan-bubs-sweet-bag

www.omgitsvegan.com/product-page/1kg-vegan-sweet-bag

I’m just going to leave these here 😙

Well I got percy pigs, colin caterpillars, chocolate popcorn and percy pig ice cream😜 Aswell as sensible things like bread,milk,vegetables and fruit. Oh and I didn't poo on the floor!